J.B. Davis

I'm thankful for all of my senses. Especially humor.

[J.B. Davis @_JBDavis_]

My book.
https://t.co/mOozAqQqJn

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I just heard “www.memory” by Alan Jackson. I’m now ready for the rapture.

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You can’t blame my generation for the way things are in this country. Back in 7th grade, we were just doing our best Arkansan accents, saying, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

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I don’t judge people based on how their kids act but rather how their dogs behave.

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You know you’ve written a good joke when you’re the first and last to laugh at it.

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What’s my secret to having a good poker face while playing Texas Hold’em? Thinking the entire time that I was playing Black Jack.

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I was watching a documentary about some mysterious cattle mutilations and the strangest part was the ad for “Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.” Yum.

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Them: You’re just a nerd who likes nerd stuff.
Me: Sorry. I can’t hear you over “Ninja Rap” by Vanilla Ice.

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Complains about the price of eggs, but then spends $20 at the claw machine trying to win a MAGA hat. 🤷‍♂️

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If I could get a dollar for every time I’ve accidently stepped on a pet, I’d have enough money to pay for their medical bills.

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If a VW Beetle gets booted, is it called a Beatle Boot?

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My latest comic.

https://t.co/Z3yZZQpKSO

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This just in...
https://t.co/Tzw3ddCGxn

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My feelings are still mixed...

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ICYMI...
last May by @_JBDavis_
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@paul_bowler Thanks for your response. I'll have to check out his version. I'm new to this character so I need to catch up haha!

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@JamesGunn @DCComics Superman: Grounded. It shows his empathy for others. Can you imagine seeing the Man of Steel walking down a quiet street in your town?!

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@JoJoFromJerz @jackblack of course!

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@GailSimone Toss up between Super Mario Bros and Star Fox.

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@alexjameshq If only...

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BIGFOOT CLAIMS HER KIND AREN’T TALL TALES DESPITE PUBLIC OPINION BY J.B. DAVIS https://t.co/kxqzvzUEhv