_Jaybee_

Cowboy. Astronaut. Millionaire

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@officialmcafee copped that @new_engine T, very cool.

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They fired the wrong guy.

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

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@Rightanglenews FYI, the last YEAR for that truck in the video was 2004, no shit its gonna fuck up your 22 year old clapped out truck.

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@Rightanglenews That's a truck from the '90s dawg. Ford hasn't had that steering wheel since like 2001 or so.

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@GarbageHuman24 If Jesus were alive, she would be tossed into a lake wearing a millstone.

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An illegal immigrant would've just rolled over the front of that Hyundai and been on his merry way, wondering what that "thump" was.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

White line is there for a reason

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@washghost1 Figures that the dumb bitch would be driving around with a BLACK TRASHBAG as driver's side window. Just looking at the vehicle I automatically know I'm dealing with a retard who should not be on the road.

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@Mericamemed What part of "Till death do us part." Did you not understand when you took your vow? lmaooooo

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Lmao fuck Fram filters. All my real Mechanic homies hate Fram filters. WIX GANG GANG

[Happy Motorhead @HappyMotorhead]

DID YOU KNOW? 🤔

Apparently, Fram is out of business because their CEO was arrested for fraud! 🚨 Or at least, that’s the rumor going around... 🤫

​While you figure out if that’s real news or just internet mechanic gossip, Advance Auto Parts is clearing out all their Fram stock for cheap! Time to stock up on filters and oil before the garage shelves run dry. 🏎️💨

​#Fram #CarParts #AdvanceAutoParts #MechanicLife #AutoMaintenance #GarageGossip

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@DocStrangelove2 We literally have bases in Japan and Korea.
This was bound to happen.

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@OriginalWD40 @HomeDepot @kingofthehill Not doing a mini can in a King of the Hill branded leather belt holster was a huge missed opportunity, imho.

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@fOx1257067 You out here saying that "you're the best" while you use fucking wonderbread as the buns? Your great grandparents would be fucking ashamed of you.

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Hell yeah! Now I can short stroke TWO shotguns at once!

[🇨🇭🌲Eric, CEO of the Swiss🌲🇨🇭 @neutral_af]

I heard you like pump shotguns... guess what ?

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@GlobalWatchClub Imagine being so much of a faggot company that you care about what the person does with their property after their purchase.

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Literally the only thing the euros got right.
But only kind of, because they killed the V10s.

[Artesano @artesan0x]

POR QUE NO HAY MUJERES EN LA F1

Llevan 50 años sin una mujer en la parrilla de F1 y nadie habla de la razon real

La ultima fue Lella Lombardi en 1976

Desde ese dia ninguna mujer ha largado en un Gran Premio

No es porque no tengan talento
No es porque no sean rapidas
No es porque los autos sean muy pesados

Es porque el sistema esta diseñado para que nunca lleguen

Para llegar a la F1 necesitas empezar en karting desde muy pequeño
Eso cuesta entre 50 y 100 mil dolares por temporada
Los patrocinadores invierten en niños porque "tienen mas futuro"

Las niñas que llegan al karting reciben menos sponsors
Menos sponsors significa menos dinero
Menos dinero significa menos oportunidades

Y cuando llegan a las categorias junior los equipos prefieren apostar por pilotos con "historial probado"

Historial que nunca tuvieron porque nadie les dio la oportunidad

La F1 creo la F1 Academy en 2023 para "solucionar el problema"

Es una categoria exclusiva para mujeres
Separada de los hombres
Con menos presupuesto y menos visibilidad

No es una solucion
Es una vitrina

Hace 50 años que una mujer no corre un Gran Premio de F1

No porque no existan
Sino porque el sistema nunca las dejo llegar hasta ahi

Eso no es un problema de talento
Es un problema de estructura

Y la diferencia importa

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Are you friends with that "Pistols do not need rifling" guy?

[Able One 🇵🇱🇪🇺 @Able_One_]

Fudds are so funny because they believe these two rounds are so different they cannot be used interchangeably

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@SGTWipper1Each The tie breaker for any of these is Jalapeno Cheese.

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@HLC_actual It's not that they've never served, its that they've never trained for any sort of team sport ever.

Which is... kinda sad.

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Man... nobody every gonna be getting out of here...

[People’s Unicorn @peoples_unicorn]

The best street name you’ll see today.

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@GeishaSheana @VideoGameHstry No reason for them to go away, as they're just unfried chalupas, lmao.