J.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

She’s the Queen of the first batch of IG Models that took V1, way better than those that took compound V.

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

[Mikolo @Ademolaaa_]

Smh I wish I left the party at 6pm dawg.

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

[𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖 @vers_laLune]

Somewhere around 2016ish we found the first generation of women who genuinely, no irony or bullshit, believe that your husband should save the wife and not the children. This is probably the first time in human history

[T @walterwhitepill]

The classic “do this if you’re not gay” method. Pro

[໊ @user0000O0]

when you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me after making it to the end of 2025 by repeating “Just gotta make it to Friday” every single week

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is far more important to keep women and children safe than to pretend that some man’s mental illness is our new reality

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

Your word as a man means everything I hate when niggas try to downplay that shit lol

[𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖 @vers_laLune]

I hate talking to a mfer who don't give a fuck about my response. Like stop asking me questions then nigga

[✯ @parri5h_]

Yo friend can’t keep a nigga but sure let’s listen to her advice

[Super Coochie Scouter @TheCoochScouter]

Taking off work for your birthday.

[Razz @sznrazzz]

when she text “ I HATE YOUUUU ” for the first time

[🇿🇦𝑮𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒗𝒚𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒓 🇿🇦 @u_mtho]

A club legend always has access to training facilities 😭😭

[BLOCKIANA @beammeupblocki]

If you’re using a dating app you’re srsly so dedicated to gettin fckd or being taken and that lowkey scares me so yea

[ang @cybermrcury]

#HAPPYTUESDAY

[ART SALE🎨💰 Stoatley (SEE PINNED!) @MatthewTheStoat]

They actually are though

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Her mom has a boyfriend