James Deacon

Army veteran. Cyclist & fund-raiser (sometimes simultaneously). Comments are mine, not reflective of views of others.

[James Deacon @_JDeacon]

@andymac2 @MittensOff Thicker than a submarine’s window

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@chinnychick Wow! Amazing Liz! 👏👏👏❤️

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@Steph_BBandT That’s brilliant news! So happy for you 🤩🤩🤩

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@Steph_BBandT Keep fighting, Steph, you’re amazing! #WarriorQueen

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@Steph_BBandT Don’t stress, the ‘medical emergency’ is if the high BP has no prior history and/or no diagnosis (or treatment) of the root cause. Yours is confirmed to be pulmonary embolism and already being treated. As the clots slowly break down, your BP will reduce too. Patience & calm. ❤️

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@MilitaryBanter

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I’m taking on the Future Steps challenge this February! Support my journey? £10 could fund a call to The Princes Trust helpline, enabling a vulnerable young person gain the critical advice they need. https://t.co/WHJfVAmKev

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@kb0487 Sorry to read this sad news 😢. 10 years of unconditional love leaves a huge hole once they’re gone, especially if it’s sudden like your little lady. You’ll be feeling raw, but please take comfort in knowing that you also gave her 10 fabulous years of unconditional love too. 😘

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@kb0487 Rudy, my 30kg ginger ninja 🧡
Although he’s tiny compared to your fur-baby

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@LHoughtonPrim Everyone seems to be having a great time. Looks like you’re having much better (less rainy!) weather than here in Northampton.

[James Deacon @_JDeacon]

Both the Tories AND Labour now overtly pushing NHS privatisation? Privatisation won’t ‘fix’ the NHS, it’ll just strip services back to bare minimum to cut costs, add a profit margin, inflating total cost/fees to all patients. #ProtectOurNHS https://t.co/Qg9gJpRjQm

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@dallan840 @KockyKabby @Northfieldcycl1 And yet after the incident the car drove away and didn’t turn right, so instead could easily have just held back behind the bike for 5 more seconds until the bike took the right-turn and was no longer obstructing the car. Car driver is an angry MGIF (Must Get In Front)

[Fr Paul @revpaulwhite]

My car broke down last year - the clutch gave out.

I tried passing a law making it illegal for my car to stop working, tried suing it, tried arresting it and tried sacking it.

Turned out that I needed to spend money maintaining and fixing it.

Who knew...

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@kb0487 Glad you’re on the mend

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@RAF_Luton

[LHoughtonPrimary @LHoughtonPrim]

We are holding an Open Evening for parents of children who are due to start school in September 2023 on Tuesday 15th November at 6pm, please pass this information on to anyone you think may be interested.

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@Backpainandwine And Whigfield’s Saturday Night was 2 years earlier than Aqua’s Barbie Girl. Christ, I feel really old now.

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@Michaelabooth7 Awesome achievement, Michaela. Huge congratulations to you 👏🎉🍾🥂😍

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And don’t even get me started about hornets 😱

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