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the bread duck is drunk with power

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in about 15 mins connor is going to regret going on this road trip with me

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ryan hasn't read my text from saturday so i'm gonna assume he's back to screwing sorority girls and i should forget him❤️

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intentionally went to the gym at 11 knowing i'll see someone who's been avoiding me since july bc today is the one day he has off and goes to the gym, super petty but i'm here to serve as a reminder that i still exist

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the fact that i make more as an inventory representative at a liquor store than i did as an administrator and graphic designer at a real estate office blows my MIND

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the last time i sat on a couch on my phone while a man played video games next to me was five years ago....... someone find my location and end my life before i have regrets

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this deadass the type of interactions i get in the dms 😭

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i have spent 24 hours straight inside of this man's house why hasn't he kissed me yet

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my friend walks up to me at the bar and yanks my hair and i slowly turned around and he goes "the fact how calm and comfortable you were about that makes me so uncomfortable" 😂😭

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BRO I KNEW IT I CALLED YHAT SHIT IF UOU SEE ME AT A MILITARY BALL PLS ASSASSINATE ME PLS

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you were sooooo close to impressing me too and 30 seconds later ruined all your chances

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yo i can't believe how grown ass men give into peer pressure so quick it's actually wild

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honestly, hear me out. you have no idea how frustrating it is to have the same conversation with someone and have them continue to disregard it. there's only so much you can take before you realize if they cared, they would've listened. i honestly feel for him lowkey

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Sis, this isn't going to get better.

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as an adult, i realized that any food can be breakfast if it's eaten in the morning

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i did that this summer and now look at me

[Madame Black Swan 🕷🦢 @DrIndyEinstein]

I want the girls to get crazier. start showing your personality. start being unapologetically goofy + expressive. let them think you’re insane. oh well.

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LMAO tell that to my gay best friend

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

“Male friends” do not exist.

Guys do not talk to girls they do not like.

Girls do not talk to guys they do not like.

It’s that simple.

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@enchantingliyah @sun_god_dess

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I can't fathom why grown adults would spread rumors to try to ruin someone's reputation, it's just sad

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i hate that some of my best friends that i met in town are in the military and in a few months they'll be deployed and gone for 4 years, already sad over it

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a 29 year old college professor, a 25 year old waitress, and a 23 year old in the navy go out to a bar.....

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apparently during my blackout last night i made connor and brenden listen to natural born killer 15 times in a row lmao