WarrenMuppet

The larger the number of people involved, the easier it is for them to delude themselves that what they are doing is smart

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@686Prism

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@686Prism „τὸ λαμβάνειν δῶρα καὶ χρημάτων ἕνεκα τὰ κοινὰ προδιδόναι“

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@PelionCap classic "money transfer"

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@Avg__Enjoyer @DeepDishEnjoyer you get drunk from Augustiner Alkoholfrei?

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@TimurNegru perhaps you can spend a few words on the lack of property insurance (or therefore insane premiums) in Italy, the bureaucracy, being scammed by construction workers and contractors and the necessity to bribe people to get anything done

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@TheIcahnist

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@ZeeContrarian1 what about the nov/dec/jan fly? No idea about vix futures but the spreader goblin mind sees the kink in DEC and wants to buy it vs NOV and JAN

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@Airstarter @DeribitOfficial glitched out

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@apoorv1 2/2 and you pay a 40bps spread on OI on top of a potential taker fee your hedge is so expensive that there is no scenario where it makes sense. Product for shitcoin yield or DeFi punters but so far I don´t see a usecase for serious liquidity.

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@apoorv1 I was really excited about boros since it´s a viable attempt at interest rate swaps...unfortunately the fee model renders it basically useless for integrating it into a serious yield portfolio as a hedging product. On normal days the 30d yields are within 50bps annualized 1/2

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@greg_lancet @quant_arb Why not post your bank details? I'm sure he'll be happy to wire you the money for a house and a lambo

[Layergg @layerggofficial]

🗓 2025 Crypto March Calendar

Mar 3 : Trump's Investment Announcement
Mar 3 : Bitwise 10 Crypto Index ETF Approval Deadline
~Mar 3 : $OBOL - Tokensale on Coinlist
Mar 3 : $RED - End of Binance Pre-Market Price Cap
Mar 3 : $HENLO - TGE
Mar 4 : US - 25% Tariffs Imposed on Canada, Mexico
Mar 4 : US - Additional 10% Tariffs Imposed on China
Mar 5 : $ETH - Petra on Sepolia
Mar 5 : $ENA - $914M Unlock (66.19% of Circ)
Mar 5 : MegaETH - Public Testnet
Mar 6 : US - Initial Jobless Claims
Mar 7 : US - White House Crypto Summit
Mar 7 : US - Unemployment Rate
Mar 7 : US - Fed Monetary Policy Report
Mar 7 : $SWELL - Swellchain Upgrade
Mar 8 : $BERA - $83M Unlock (9.28% of Circ)
Mar 9 : $MOVE - $25M Unlock

Mar 10 : US - Stablecoin Bill (GENIUS Act) Vote
Mar 10 : $ERN - Binance Delisting for Rebranding
Mar 10 : $SC - V2.0 Hardfork
Mar 11 : US - JOLTS Job Openings
Mar 11 : $SOL - 2nd Deadline for ETF Approval (VanEck, 21Shares, Canary, Bitwise)
Mar 12 : US - CPI
Mar 12 : $APT - $72M Unlock
Mar 12 : Hemi - Mainnet
Mar 13 : US - PPI
Mar 13 : $ERN - ERN → EPIC Binance Relisting
Mar 14 : US - Federal Government Temporary Spending Bill Expiration
Mar 14 (March-mid) : BNB - BNB Chain Pascal Hard Fork
Mar 14 : $PI - PI Day (3.14)

Mar 18 : JP - BoJ Interest Rate Decision
Mar 18 : $MELANIA - $23M Unlock (17.5% of Circ)
Mar 18 : $BNX - Binance Delisting for Rebranding
Mar 19 : US - FOMC
Mar 21 : $FORM - BNX → FORM Binance Relisting
Mar 22 : $LTC - 1st Deadline for Canary LTC Spot ETF Approval
Mar 23 : $SOL - 2nd Deadline for Grayscale SOL Spot ETF Approval
Mar 23 : $ENA - End of Season 3

Mar 31 : $USDT - Delisting from Kraken Europe

👀 TBD in March
Nillion - TGE
Tabi - TGE
Corn - TGE
0G - TGE
StakeStone - TGE
Mezo - TGE
Elixir - TGE
Blackwing - TGE
Redbrick - TGE
Kelpdao - TGE
Nubit - TGE
Milkyway - TGE
Karak - TGE
Blum - TGE
Resolv - TGE
Wizzwood - TGE
MINT - TGE
GUNZ - TGE
Initia - Mainnet
MOVE - Mainnet
STPT - Rebranding
Tether - AI Platform
BAT - Brave Rewards 3.0
ZIL - Zilica 2.0
SAGA - Mainnet 2.0
XVS - Venus V5
GMT - GMT Pay
CPOOL - Ozean Launch (direct USDT/USDC mint/redeem + T-Bill yields built in)
ANIME - Anime Chain
BB - BounceBit Prime
KAIA - Native Stablecoin Onboarding
TRX - Gas-Free Feature Launch
D - Dalarnia Legends Mainnet
BIO - dLAB v.1.0

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@ThalexGlobal @Gravity5ucks Delta hedge with Perps and roll into the respective maturity once there is opportunity. That's how it's done at the Moment.

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@ForexLive I want that watch!

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@LilQwantXBT cancel/replace instead of amend? Good luck :)

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@LukeGromen I don´t like interpretations like these, you never know the buying price. Of course you would buy everything you can get your hands on for 50% off in case the seller is dead broke and urgently needs money

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@quant_arb 2/2 I feel like the feds are going to knock on doors for the next ten years given how many of these shitters have already been created. It´s a very tempting money grab right now but I stay away from it for this exact reason. How do you feel about that?

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@quant_arb honest question: Creating a financial instrument and offering it to the public usually is an endeavour that is highly regulated, especially since it´s so easy to make money with it.
And now everyone and their mom can do it. 1/2

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@686Prism We learn it in pre-school...right before we learn to fill in application 36b section 2 to be allowed to visit the restroom

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@686Prism so you don't know ze Doppelkupplungsgetriebeschadenreparaturkostenvoranschlag?