The Next Jokage

just trying to play Peter Pan as many times as I can before I die -- he/him CPT - NASM

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

SURPRISE I KEPT IT A SECRET FROM SOCIAL MEDIA BUT TODAY I RAN 26.2 MILES IT HURT

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

Would love to see the wording of the policy. If this is an itemized deduction, most people won't even be able to take advantage of this anyways. Yet another MAGA tax policy that likely provides no actual help to the people that need it

[Fox News @FoxNews]

TRUMP: "Rich people like deductions, but middle income people were never really afforded deductions, which is very unfair."

"You borrow money to buy a car — you're allowed to deduct the interest from your income tax."

"I think it's going to be the biggest thing that we're talking about."

"People are going to be able to borrow money, deduct it. So it's going to cost them essentially half."

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

Republicans control the house, senate, and executive branch....

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

24 hours until the Democrat shutdown.

Time starts now.⏳

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

@calliefontana LFG Callie!!!!!!

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Who did this?:

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

- big red buzzer sound -

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Democrats say Kamala Harris is their “ideal” 2028 presidential candidate, per YouGov poll.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Haven't heard a better counterargument than this

[Mac n Cheese 🧀 @stealyoredbull]

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.” ~Sinclair Lewis

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

-cis straight white airplane pilot
-cis straight white helicopter pilot
-cis straight white air traffic controller
-cis straight white FAA administrator fired by cis straight white president and cis straight white billionaire

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

@ArsonistIn2308 of course it does

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

Obama Vs Trump Vs George W. Bush

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Here we go. Republican Congressman Andy Ogles has drafted a constitutional amendment to allow Donald Trump to be president for a third term.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

"Okay Elon go up there and talk about making the government more efficient"

Elon:

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

no one understands how ready i am to go to the club and hit this exact dance

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

@VodkaMcgovern Sounds like it's time to get the gang together and do some acting!!

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

@calliefontana No.... closed for good??

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

@calliefontana wait which bar

[The Next Jokage @_JLCARL]

@VodkaMcgovern BANISHED

[onion person @CantEverDie]

there’s a chance