Jacob

Don’t you know that only fools are satisfied

[rave* @rareblurs]

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

[Jacob @_JRN]

Today years old when I learned they can pull a 24 inch blood clot out of you.

[Aquille @AquilleAli]

Every time i have a bad day, I watch Invincible because I know Mark’s day is worse

[Jacob @_JRN]

@Marcus_Mosher Jerry feeds guys he likes.

[Jacob @_JRN]

@LazerLyss @BeexoBrewers @Virge Doing nothing about the problem is awesome too.

[Jacob @_JRN]

@BeexoBrewers @LazerLyss @Virge You ban the hardware after they are found cheating in your game. People will not be able to keep spending money on hardware, the game itself, and the cheats.

Stop feeling sorry for these people or thinking they should just be able to keep playing a game they are ruining.

[Jacob @_JRN]

I will be vaporized off this earth before I let this state merge with Ohio.

That said, they can just have Huntington.

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

What 50 states might look like if they were redrawn today based on economic connections.

[Jacob @_JRN]

No way the 64/77 split WASNT FUCKING MOVING

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I feel like driving would be a lot more fun if we all had CB radios

[Jacob @_JRN]

@cirogalli @visionergeo Europe couldn’t stop a parked car from advancing.

[Jacob @_JRN]

300 pounds moving like that? My Cowboys defense needs you officer.

[Jacob @_JRN]

@DerekWoodford2 @JackPosobiec I mean, historically speaking, yeah.

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

This is far worse than what the Dodgers are doing

[Jacob @_JRN]

Sad fan tweets are only beaten by sad fan cams. And we got a 2 for 1 here.

[Diggin’ Brigham @DigginBrigham]

ABC/ESPN, what are you doing? This is just cruel and awful. Georgia scores a dagger TD against Alabama and here’s where the cameras go:

-Bama coach
-Bama team
-GA fans
-Bama fan
-Bama coach
-GA team
-Bama fan
-Bama fan

ESPN/ABC - Let’s celebrate misery!

[Jacob @_JRN]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Jacob @_JRN]

@Ochadoji999 @DAKKADAKKA1 @Discord1996 Show would’ve been 10x as funny if Bill Hicks hadn’t died and Dennis had more lines to steal.

[Jacob @_JRN]

@repopulationist @minordissent Scrubs sounds like it could be a fantastic comedy for around decade before decapitating itself in the final season.

[Jacob @_JRN]

Count your days East Virginia

[WTRF 7News @WTRF7News]

West Virginia could soon be more wild & wonderful — Lawmaker invites 30 counties to switch states!
DETAILS: https://t.co/Jhew7J6TL5

[Jacob @_JRN]

@FitzMagic_14 If you’re 100% sure it’s an autograph seeker, sign it to a name, even if you don’t get theirs.