Jake

For those who can't.

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Does not count. https://t.co/ftZVLgaD7w

[zZzz @owkiii_]

3 words that best describe your 2017.

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Last time I asked for a banana at trop trop they hooked me up with an orange. 😐 https://t.co/nokcv9D5El

[JGoose @JGoose23]

How did trop know I needed a banana for next week!

[relatable @byreIatable]

prof: any questions?
me: ya what the fuck

[Jake @_JStanowski]

"He's boxings biggest bitch" - @TheNotoriousMMA

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Some older gentleman insisted on blow drying his balls directly next to me. #HappyFriday

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Drunk dialed a supplier 6 times at 3 am. Blamed it on somebody else. He seems pretty understanding.👌🏼👌🏼

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Turns out if you want a keg of Keystone, outside of a college town, you have to special order it. Who woulda thought?

[Jake @_JStanowski]

@nick_mccarthy7 Absolutely! I'm just curious who else from around here is about to go. 🎉🙌🏽

[Jake @_JStanowski]

3 goals for Lewandowski. 🎉

[Jake @_JStanowski]

It just hit me that when I go back to school this fall ill be negotiating salaries instead of just deciding between internship. 😅😅

[Jake @_JStanowski]

There's a last time for everything.

[Jack Phan @JackPhan]

"Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it. It flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it."
#MemorialDay 🇺🇸

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Tempted to call in on my first day of work…

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Hit 6 bars tonight. Only 1 asked for ID because all the others remembered us. "Y'all were here Thursday N Friday. Get in there kid"

[Jake @_JStanowski]

On Broadway, I got down on one knee and made the biggest scene to only pull out a ring pop. People were not happy.

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Missing the homie. Always and forever. Rest easy brother.✊🏽 #ThoseWoCant

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Nobody sneaked me Fireball. Only Jack Fire and cheap rum. Love this town. #<3Nashville

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Just charged a 9 volt using a Honda CRV. Electrical Engineers rule! @amandaanguiano

[Jake @_JStanowski]

Always heard, "surround yourself with good people". Glad my friends have their shit together and are moving forward. 👌🏼👍🏾

[Jake @_JStanowski]

"That's the shitty part about driving to Nashville. We can't drink on the plane" - @qbeezy61