Jay Mitchell

Spend most of my time fucking Abi while I'm thinking off Lola's fanny, Love fucking gash and sniffing Ket and not to mention giving people a good Jay-bash

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

Dexter just sniffed my last bit of ket, so I jay-bashed him and derailed his mum, there's plenty more Ket in the sea

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

Take a hint lola, there's only one ass I wanna tap and her name is ket

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

All these cunt teenagers claiming to have OCD, making your bed in the morning doesn't mean you can diagnose yourself

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

People have been asking whether my classic jay-bashing is me kicking the shit out of you or me raping you, honestly it's a bit of both

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

#honesttweet oh so what Jeremy Clarkson said nigger, who gives a fuck it's a word and we've all said it before

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@LolaPearceSexy I'm in

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@hartman20dexter bruv I was whacked out on ket, you clearly remember the whole thing and your the one giving it

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@LolaPearceSexy on my way

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@LolaPearceSexy 😉

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@LolaPearceSexy I will girl, bring your lovely flange

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@LolaPearceSexy nice, I'll bring the ket send me a naughty pic on DM

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@hartman20dexter not really mate, I couldn't remember it plus I can't fart no more

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@LolaPearceSexy you alright sexy, Abi's out tonight you wanna come over for a bit of jay-bashing

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@hartman20dexter yeah well compared to Abi, she makes heather look skinny lol

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@hartman20dexter both, gave her a classic jay-bash, and I ain't talking about when I killed her

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@hartman20dexter and when I killed her, she kept screaming

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@hartman20dexter mate I had Lucy gaged up with that tie that day

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@hartman20dexter haha, the weird part is Abi don't get her period

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

If I had to put my money on it I'd say Abi killed Lucy, I found blood in her knickers and that weren't no period blood

[Jay Mitchell @_J_Mitchell_]

@ItsLolaPearce @FakePeterBeale look at this shlag trying to look all sophisticated, if seen dog shit with more class #jayed