Weeman

Mostly sweary tweets. Trans inclusive feminist. Jeweller. Don't be a dick.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Ding Dong 🧙

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

@UKBackintheDay2 Not a Christmas song.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

If it can be proved that
it's not genocide
that would be a huge relief.
It would mean that it's only
a huge massacre,
mass killing
and widespread slaughter
In which case
it would be OK.

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

Who's on the sky blue app as well?

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

@anon_opin It's an indictment of organised religion...

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@bushontheradio This knobhead pays for twitter though, so who's the real loser here?

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

I was resigned to missing out, but just managed to pick up 2 tickets at the last minute! Hooray!

[Fika Recordings @fikarecordings]

We’ve released a handful more tickets for Friday’s show with @fightmilkband @tugboatcptnband @sclubadults at @paperdressed.
Last tickets available from https://t.co/XaG5dCayPh and from Dice.

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

@fluffulike @fesshole He's fluent in the language, I can't speak for his accent though.

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

To paraphrase the great Stewart Lee:

It wasn't just racists that voted for Trump. Cunts did as well.

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

Americans would rather vote for a rapist than a black woman. Stupid stupid bastards.

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

Channel 4 are regretting booking these cunts already. #channel4 #AmericaDecides

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@Gordon_998877 Fuck off.

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

I have never seen anything so aggressively marketed as The Day Of The Jackal on Sky. So much so that I won't watch it now out of spite. #TheDayOfTheJackal #SkySports

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

@frankieboyle I thought I was having a bad Monday morning, unlucky socials person.

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

The other half has just come back from her spa trip with the girls.

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

@EricIdle I'd always heard that it had to be told in a thick Birmingham accent

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Watching The Cure BBC special. Bloody hell but Robert Smith is wonderful. A true national treasure. #TheCure

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

At 17 he's clearly Premier League level, 3 goals (so far) in 2 cup games against Championship teams. #PNEARS

[Weeman @_J_Ross_]

Without wanting to hype him too early, Nwaneri is going to be the next Messi. #ArsBol

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Finally! Jesus makes a glorious comeback! #PNEARS