Fuck unr I've slipped and fell 3 times and have slipped and almost feel 15 times. Like wtf why am I paying for school to eat shit like every step I take?
I fucking love walking up to my professor being like yo can I change my topic for my essay (granted I don't give him any context on what it is) and him not giving a fuck because he knew I did the IB program.
I know this is old, but It's so scary that Kanye actually has a chance of running for president and winning, because of everyone (hype beasts and fanboys) sucking his dick π₯π€£π€£.
I'm hella disappointed in my self right now. Jamming out listening to the new Kendrick album, and two cute girls see me jam'in out and start to jam out with me, I notice them and just stop They start to drive next to me and I just freeze, like wtf I shouldn't have been embarissed
I'm honestly hella annoyed with how the group I'm with couldn't fucking decide on what pizza to get, and when we did have a choice no one was happyπ€π€π€π€π§.
It's 2039. You live with your beautiful wife and 3 children. It's a Saturday, you have "clean garage" on your to-do list, you find a box titled "memories", you open it.. You find an old water bottle, you blow the dust off of it. It's your hydro flask.. it still has ice in it