Jack

[Jack @_JackRCarey]

So we rented two mopeds for the day and I’ve crashed and damaged mine, Kamen’s lost his keys and now we’ve ended up other sides of the island 🌚

[Ryan Dilks @RyanDilks1]

Since April, the Twitter account @SexyPasses has been posting the most unbelievable passes football has ever seen.

Here are their top 10 most liked passes.

Get ready… there are some absolute beauties👇

(THREAD 🧵)

[Kenny Pickett @kennypickett10]

Changed the game! #H2P

[Pys @CFCPys]

This guy might just be my favourite Chelsea manager uno 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/C1R5OP2i07

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

JUSTIN TUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[This Morning @thismorning]

10-year-old Belle's dreams came true this week when midfielder @masonmount_10 spotted her in the crowd after the match and gifted her his shirt. But he had one more surprise for her, and we're not quite sure she was ready...

Grab the tissues everyone! ❤️

[Hasbik (fan) @HasbulIah]

Believe me you don’t want this beef, Beet

[Tangerine Army @StHelensSwansea]

Happy Tangerine Birthday to former midfield maestro @_JackRCarey, have a tangerine day 🍊#tangerinedream

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[VUJ @DavidVujanic]

Thiago Silva thought he could just come in casually and Jemapelle Monseouir un croissant merci in the Premier League??? Nah mate, you need different minerals here x

[Jack @_JackRCarey]

Haven’t tweeted since April but just need to say and I can’t stress this enough, Jorginho is a wasteman 🌚

[HYPEBEAST @HYPEBEAST]

.@trvisXX has announced that he's working on a new full-length album with @KidCudi. https://t.co/xw8kF5cxk1

[Timo Werner @TimoWerner]

To everyone at @ChelseaFC :
I’m incredibly happy to be joining the Blues next season! It feels like the right step for me and I am delighted to become a part of Chelsea FC. Really looking forward to playing for such a fantastic and historic club!
See you soon Chelsea fans! 👋

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Tommy Robinson’s plans for a race war ruined by train inspector 🚂😂

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Want to read this so badly
https://t.co/kUFBAfpZVn

[Cescil @Cescil31]

It’s that time of the year again

[Brett Okamoto @bokamotoESPN]

During my IG Live chat with Urijah Faber, Darren Till slid into the comments and asked Urijah if he could “borrow one of his chins for the Masvidal rematch.” Someone come get this man.

[John @iam_johnw]

There’s no way Tracy Morgan said this on live tv lmao