Henry Swanson

Liverpool FC, UFC

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

To say there's no sporting advantage when you sign a player that becomes player of the year, helps you win two titles, and leaves for a huge profit, is a total joke. Dread to think what they'll say about City if they get found guilty. Probably add points on...

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

RT @StanCollymore: Hydration breaks.

Football is a game of momentum and anyone who's ever watched a thrilling 90 minutes would agree that…

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

Nice to see a few more Liverpool players coming home from the World Cup, hope Sweden are next, then Brazil & Argentina. Get the boys back rested and ready for next season. 😎

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

@FabrizioRomano

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Alisson at 16...

Here's the lads in the office celebrating his winner against West Brom in 2021 🤣

Nice one, Ali 🧤

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

@paddypower Saka is possibly the most overrated player in the premier league.

[Jack @JacquesHughesUK]

Dear BBC commentators, it’s pronounced Turkey, not Turk-ee-yay.

We’re British. We don’t call Germany, Deutschland. We don’t call Sweden, Sverige, etc.

So, why this woke stupidity regarding Turkey? It’s bloody annoying.

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

@DotmanAFC @SkySportsPL Yeah, he’s no Nicolas Pepe!

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

@HenryJackson87 💯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Murderous migrants beheading innocent people in their home town is what’s making people angry, not “social media”!

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

100% needs to happen in the Prem. Been putting up with this type of shit from them for far too long.

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

Loking forward to Arteta’s totally biased and unsportsmanlike interview.

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

@TheFootballFeed

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Release the body camera videos

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

@RobGutmann @Knox_Harrington Emergency Guttter, let’s go!!

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A farmer dies in April 2026.

His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847.

The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle.

On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify.

In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable.

The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft.

The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let.

A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up.

The Treasury collects £140,000.

The land never produces British food again.

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

@FabrizioRomano BORING

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

@GIBBY316 If he’s not fit enough to play 29 mins why have him in the bench? What is he saving him for, Sweden’s World Cup? 🤷‍♂️

[Henry Swanson @_Jack_Burton]

Imagine if we had an £125m striker on the bench. Wouldn’t it be great to have that option when you need a goal.