Jade Storm

Gogo dancer || Pole dancer || 💵 || 8'' or nothing 👠 ||

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Also, gonna try to make my life less of a dumpster fire, so I'm signing off for a while. Bye ❤️

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I noticed my cat shamelessly enjoys drinking water out of all my mugs, so I just started leaving them in her favourite spots by the windows around the house

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@daggerbooty My goodness you have the sweetest face 🥰 I love your hair!

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@nextdoorruby I got mine and wondered how I lived alone without one for so long 🤷

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@MikAtNighte @euphorixa This is f*cking heartbreaking. F*ck Texas gov.

[nae @euphorixa]

Six weeks pregnant means your period is two weeks late. That means here in Texas, by the time you might even *think* you could be pregnant, it’s already too late to have an abortion. Before you even have the chance to weigh options, options are taken away. That is psychotic.

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I just wanna eat mochi ice cream in bed rn but I ate it all yesterday 🥲

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@barbiegirlbebe_ It makes me hate my life but I can't stay off it 😃

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@henryking507 @BridgieCasey @studenomics But wealthsimple I find is good for Canadian stocks, but it is a bit limited.

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@studenomics @henryking507 @BridgieCasey But has a higher fee than other popular cdn crypto sites/apps

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@dsquareddan Always live life on edge 🤣

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@studenomics @BridgieCasey And expensive.

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Not everything is bad tho I guess.

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I suck at messaging and keeping up with my friends lives, but I really, REALLY fuckin miss you all. It kills me when I'm scrolling my feed and seeing videos of people hugging. Fuck this pandemic. I just want a bit of normalcy again.

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

why tf would my stupid ass wear a romper to my wax appointment? has my wax lady not seen enough of me? my god

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I workout to stare at my ass in the mirror when it's swole.

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@aprilhaze1144 AND completely copied the Cellophane music video, nearly frame for frame, from FKA Twigs.