Ankush

Ministry of Wholesome Memes

[Ankush @_James_Bong]

Republic of Wadiya has not reported a single case of covid19! This is what real leadership looks like.

[Dank jetha @Dank_jetha]

E20 petrol = 106
Pure petrol = 167
Pure Ethanol = 82

What kinda scam are u running ? @nitin_gadkari

[Abdullah @abdul_tweets03]

How Nitin Gadkari sees Ethanol

[Shubh @kadaipaneeeer]

1. Car engines before ethanol blended fuel
2. Car engines after ethanol blended fuel

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

स्पेशल ट्रेनों वाला चूरन आपको सिर्फ़ त्योहारों पर दिया जाएगा।

कितने अभ्यर्थियों ने फॉर्म भरा उसका पता थोड़ी चल पाता है वरना रेलवे कुछ ना कुछ व्यवस्था ज़रूर करता।

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Patna, Bihar

These are students trying to board train to reach exam centres

Just look at the condition,people are risking their lives in a stampede-like situation

This is what happens when you vote for 10,000 & religion instead of infrastructure & Employment

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

अमेरिका में बेरोजगारों का जीवन

[Abdullah @abdul_tweets03]

Nitin Gadkari's sons own Ethanol and Sugarcane production company in India that's why he's promoting ethanol 🤡

[UmdarTamker @UmdarTamker]

Public : How 40 Lakh tonnes of coal worth ₹1600 crores disappeared ??

Coal Minister & State Govt :

[VILLAIN$ @VILLAIN05A]

New car model in India

[केw-प्रिnce @K_prince_w]

my chachi :- padosiyo ne 12 hazar mei maid rakhi hai main soch rahi thi

Then my dadi :- nahin beta tu padosiyo ke ghar kaam nahin karegi 12 kya 14 hazar bhi de hum koi bhukhe mar rahe hai jo tujhe padosi ke ghar nokari karni pade 😭😭

Chachi ji :- aayein

[Business Today @business_today]

E20 fu​​​​​​​el use in older cars can be treated as ‘improper use’ or ‘negligence’: ICICI Lombard https://t.co/kSRHnIwXmH

[खुरपेंच Satire @Khurpench_]

बिहार में दिनदहाड़े यामाहा शोरूम के मैनेजर की हत्या हो जाती है।

लेकिन फर्क किसे पड़ता है?
यह नीतीश कुमार और सम्राट चौधरी के सुशासन के सपनों वाला बिहार है, जहां अपराधी सड़क पर गोली मारकर निकल जाता है और सिस्टम फाइलों में “कड़ी कार्रवाई” लिखकर सो जाता है।

[Abdullah @abdul_tweets03]

Please don't do international insults of Vishwaguru's best city 😭😭
There's a reason in India why people don't take zebra crossing 😭

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Imagine celebrating that you didn't get bullied by your enemy.

What a fall for India as a country.

Ye hai tumhara vishwaguru bc

[Abdullah @abdul_tweets03]

Congress ke time pe toh itni garmi nhi hoti thi

[Ankush @_James_Bong]

Mr Bilbo is a very good friend of mine, can I now meet Mr Gandalf ?

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Coal worth ₹1600 cr is missing

>SCCL is jointly owned by the Government of Telangana and the Centre on a 51:49 equity basis

[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

Ban Posters.. Ban Posters.. Ban Posters.. Ban Posters.. Ban Posters.. Ban Posters.. Ban Posters.. Ban Posters.. Ban Posters.. Ban Posters.. Ban Posters..

[The Exploited TaxPayer @IndiaNewGen]

That's why I say, if you come for 1 week visit, everything will look good.

Even relatives behave well.
Once you live in daily routine in India, you will realise those clean wide roads, peace, greenery, lakes how important they are in our lives too.

Sirf UPI se life nahi chalti.

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

All this drama of going to 5 foreign countries every month to bring "business" is plain stupid.

Solve basics things, like:-

1) No dogs/animals on roads
2) Proper garbage collection
3) Easy availability of taxis (& fair pricing)

This itself boosts tourism by 15-20% especially foreign tourists. And, helps bring foreign $ (which we desperately need now).

Best part: the budget for 1 foreign visit can be used to solve all above issues in places like Goa.

We won't do it. Because we are "talk" economy.
Not an action economy.

It is common sense to pick low hanging fruits first.
But, who cares about common sense.