AuntNae

Pronouns: Chocolate (her - she) I know all kinds of jujitsu that I made up

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

Cannot share this enough.

[Chinny Okafor @ChinnyOh]

Be teachable.

You’re not always right.

[emily may @emilykmay]

my most feminist opinion is that mom should get as much leisure time as dad.

sure, you can go golfing on saturday.

she'll be going to brunch sunday for 5 hours 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The Pentagon: We’re unable to track $3.8 trillion dollars of military spending.

The U.S. Treasury: We’re unable to track $5 trillion dollars of pandemic spending.

The Navy: We’re unable to track where a $30 million F-35 fighter jet went.

The IRS: You owe us $3.37 pay it right now or you’re going to jail.

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

@AlanBur86744322 @bigunclepooh What a duche. Professional trolls are sad. I pray your pillow is damp and your pizza is cauliflower. 🙏

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

#Dixongirls make a mean Reeses PB Sundae!

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

Free Lego event at Barnes & Noble. Never thought I'd be happy about going to the mall on a Saturday afternoon! #Dixongirls

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

Introduced them to Nacho Locos Tacos since their mom refuses to take them to Taco Bell. #Dixongirls

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

Spa night with #Dixongirls

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

#Dixongirls are staying with me for the weekend. First order of business...paint your own pillow case.

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

D&C 132

Enough said

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

Don't take my word for it. Read the scriptures. Doing so led me out. 🤷‍♀️

[Church News @the_churchnews]

There is no end to the adversary’s deceptions. Please be prepared. Never take counsel from those who do not believe. - @NelsonRussellM #GeneralConference

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

2 Nephi 5:21

Racist much?

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

D&C 89:2

Seems to be a command and constraint if you want to go to the temple.

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

3 Nephi 11: 38-40

Where does the baptism "worthiness" interview come in?

[Eleanor Margolis @EleanorMargolis]

You really have to respect the versatility of mint. Good in cocktails, chocolate, with meat, in ice cream, as tea. Just at home in a salad as it is in a cigarette. A whole genre of sweets that are just called “mints”. And it’s the only mainstream toothpaste flavour. Insane herb.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me just need three things dis summer: Sand🏖️, sun☀️, and cookies🍪!

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

A friend's dog died. Later that day her 4yo daughter said, "I don't know why my eyes are still crying." 😭

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

@shit_mormonssay Start praying for seagulls!

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

Divinity of Doubt: "makes believers doubt and doubters believe."

So what if you read it twice?

[AuntNae @_JanaeWhite_]

@katecorbyn I couldn't get on board with bullet proof until I got a Blendjet. Now I can't start my day without it!