Jason Herrmann

Lurker and seldom snarky commenter.

[Jason Herrmann @_Jason_Herrmann]

@SimplyShae13 Is it evil to help a misguided hive wretch rise to his glorious purpose of serving the emperor? Is he not happier knowing that maintenance access hatch B37's bolts are secure in name of the The Emperor BBA?

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@Spinegrinder117 @RoyalGuardRedX Let them serve as a lesson to those who arrive late or move about carelessly.

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@tsumugi_meow This man represents the best of us and our indomitable spirit to hold fast against even the winds itself.

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@nailbucket Yes sir, they inspected all the Broadsides, reports indicate the fleet is "Propa killy, sir."

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@HunterBiden My brother said you wouldn't be a factor in the 2028 election. This post alone proves him wrong. How should I gloat when I talk to him next?

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@EmperorNokia This man was probably lowlife hive scum, look at him now, serving the imperium with glorious purpose! Let his past not be a stain on the glorious work he has accomplished since his transformation. Maintenance hatch B-37's bolts have been tightened to perfection.

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This man is going to shitpost his way into the Whitehouse. Shitposting is the new "ground game" of politics. I'm here for it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.

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@MrReaganUSA Aren't you named after the dude who stopped Americans from being able to buy mail order machine guns?

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@KirscheVerstahl Limerick probably

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@ExistentialEnso Unbothered, Moisturized, Happy, In his lane, Focused, Flourishing

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@Oilfield_Rando Each slice has more blue raspberry flavor than a medieval peasant would have in their entire life.

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@HunterBiden is out here single handedly fixing the Democrats masculinity problem.

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@Dansgaming Tomb Raider and NieR exist, your take is disingenuous.

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My country has the right to have a weapon codified because yours didn't. Citizens of the UK should demand the right to bare arms for all.

[Nikki 🎗️❤️🇬🇧 @Vocal_GenX]

People shouting 'ban the kirpan'

I disagree

You could kill someone with a brick - do we ban DIY?

You could kill someone with a stiletto heel - do we ban high heels?

You could kill someone with a branch - do we cut down all the trees?

You could kill someone with a cast iron frying pan...........

The object is not the problem - people are

Education
Respect
Discipline
Deterrent

That's what we need

[Jason Herrmann @_Jason_Herrmann]

@GBPolitcs I don't think so, mate.

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@Inevitablewest The police exist to maintain order, when they don't serve that function, they are no longer useful.

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@Goldietheswag3 Attacking a religion that says to turn the other cheek and love your enemy takes 0 courage. That's why they do it.

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@JAPversus Warhammer is a great hobby because you get to tip your toes into so many new hobbies, painting, tabletop games, fascism, role playing, 3d printing, etc

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@SiliconForested I miss when people separated art from artist in the Linux space. ReiserFS was around long after Hans killed his wife.

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@IntrepidAsshole @ManVsMiniatures That's not true, my Dog the Bounty Hunter commander deck uses classic cards like Costco Hotdogs, Frasier, and Fireball.