Jackie B

que pase el desgraciado | she/they

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

I hate when a mf ask me “what u do for a living” bítch I do what I gotta do

[Clare Ruddy @imclareruddy]

I used to be lowkey scared of AI but this google thing is super helpful/ time saving

[Grace @graceyldn]

Just completed my faeces.

[cherish @cmonneyy1]

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Ngl I like to put all my eggs in one basket and if it don’t work imma just take them out

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

Not “I told him I’m working laaaaaate…cuz I’m a liarrrr” 😭

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

nothing left to do but shoplift from Sephora

[mau @rllydu]

all beaners are mexican but not all mexicans are beaners… hope this helps

[King @SirMichaelKing]

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

*sigh*
-ok, herpes isn’t on a standard STD panel. Going around asking for one isn’t gonna do anything because 1: if you don’t have any active sores to swab it’s pointless; blood tests for herpes can cause a false positive b/c the threshold is so damn low. Worrying for nothing.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

this is what it feels like

[Nǝʞo ⛺️🐝 @stallinek0]

😭😭

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

You’re never alone. Theres mold

[ladies man @lifeeewitj]

i literally be having so much to do and my first thought be to take a nap

[Drew (some assembly required) @dmc1138]

I hope this email never finds you. I hope you escaped and are living your best life stress free. I hope you never look back.

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

This is so mean. Let them have snacks

[boy💅 next door @plushiecollect]

Actually let me say this right now and let me be clear—friendship is not a consolation prize for failed romance, friendship is not a ‘step down’ in terms of intimacy. Friendship is much more profound than a purgatory graveyard for silly romantic games.