Jaimie Watts

Freelance Writer -
Take a chance so you don't have to wonder "What if" later. 🐘♈️🌛✨

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

Play Palia on Steam this weekend and entry to win a Steam Deck OLED! https://t.co/5a6E4YmS5H #Palia

[MadameDiablo @DiabloMadame]

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Winner will be picked on Sunday, October 27.

#arzopa #giveaway

[Symphonic @symphonicdist]

Streamline your marketing strategy for the new year with these key tactics, by @_Jaymeh 🤘🎶 https://t.co/JyuvPpYnIT

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

Me: I’m going to eat healthy, go to the gym, be productive
Sky: Rains
Me: Good effort but I’ll just stay in

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

@veronicamars @KristenBell Bring back Logan thx

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

After a year I'm back... with a new portfolio 😏
https://t.co/XKxMaahRfu

#muckrack #writer #freelancewriter #portfolio

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

Paid off a #StudentLoan and celebrated. The next month got a bill for .12 cents. Paid that. The next month got a bill for a penny. Paid that. NOW I have a bill for 3 damn cents.

You can’t tell me that the US government isn’t playing games.

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

Tried to reset my password FIVE times. Each time an error message came up saying it was “invalid.”
The last thing I typed in was “HelpMePlz” and it accepted it.

#MyLife #IStillNeedHelp

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

“Your car can communicate with you!”
...HAVE YOU NOT SEEN BLACK MIRROR!?

#OhHellNo

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

When a guy asks you out, but you rather be #single

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

What’s the scariest thing you saw when you were little?
...America’s Most Wanted

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

I cannot wait to be a savage old woman. I’ll say savage ass things but people will be like, “she’s old and cute, awh!”

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

When it’s 21 degrees and I’m like, “Where did this heat wave come from!?”

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

“This guy def wants to settle down, you wanna know how I can tell?”
“How Kat?”
“His photo is the one that all dads take. From up above, can only see their face, chin is cut off”
#NightsOnTinder

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

If you can’t take me out for drinks, you have no chance. Sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️ #ILikeBeer

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

Trying to tell my brother I’m a classy woman as I drink out of a wine bottle. #Priorities

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

I started to listen to podcast. Yes, I am officially an adult now, thank you.

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

When your bartender crumbles up your bill and says, “Happy New Year!” #ThisIsWhatDreamsAreMadeOf

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

When your coffee shop yells at you for not wearing gloves in 3 degree weather. #TrueLove

[Jaimie Watts @_Jaymeh]

I could play the Sims 24/7 and I’m not ashamed.