Professor Plump

A stan account for myself | Software Engineer 👩🏾‍💻 | Comedian | Big Juicy | The Honeyest O’bunz | VagineCuisine | Professor Plump | Yo mama ♋️

[cj- @cjnieI]

‘notify anyway’

[We Did It Joe!! @JU_Knee_3]

Me when they ask who turned on DreamGirls at the kickback

[Professor Plump @_Jaz_S_]

I hate when I see AI photos of ppl I know in real life. Like bitch you kno damnnnnn well you don’t possess that much neck

[Professor Plump @_Jaz_S_]

New car, new condo 😌

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YNs got flamethrowers now. They dealers on some other shit.

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Runnin wit ha hands out tryna catch the sauce smh

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This girl is on the internet retelling a joke from my set. That shit so whack.

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Dis yt man sat there complaining to me that there are no Greek actors in the Odyssey then proceeded to not know how to read. You got other shit to worry bout bruh

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No matter what I do to matte my skin, I still end up lookin like the most glorious honey bunn ina pack

[Professor Plump @_Jaz_S_]

Gimme the parasite… I’m tryna be in a size 2T by next weekend.

[Professor Plump @_Jaz_S_]

What velocity classifies as explosive?

[Professor Plump @_Jaz_S_]

Lestat is such a toxic bad bitch

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I Love Boosters 10/10 😌

[terrance @stickysweett1]

embezzle? Embezzle? emBEZZLE? EMBEZZLE?

[Professor Plump @_Jaz_S_]

The few clips of music I heard from that Canadian butch queen were booboo 💩

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

it’s a war on people with the light still in their eyes

stay vigilant

[Professor Plump @_Jaz_S_]

Ppl frm Detroit be funny af

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.