Gina E

she/they

[Gina E @_Jean_Genie_]

Was naked lounging on my bed & the plumber walked in thinking it was the bathroom. Good afternoon

[Gina E @_Jean_Genie_]

Uber driver asked me who I had dressed up as for Halloween last night. I was wearing my normal clothes.

[Gina E @_Jean_Genie_]

Uber driver asked me why I checked my front door was locked 12 times. Just got severe ocd babes x

[anna maría @onlyannamaria]

why aren’t any art nerds writing their thesis on the neo-surrealist movement currently developing on tiktok

[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

Accidentally perfect advertisement for trains

[Céline @selangelic]

no one:

aries and scorpio

[👺 @thinwhitejew]

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

woman: aw he’s so cute

me: thanks he’s a rescue

my boyfriend: stop telling people that

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Sharon Osbourne straightening Ozzy’s hair with an iron. That’s the tweet.

[Ros @hurricane_ros]

Lovely to be able to socialise again.

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

me during a home invasion when the burglar tells me he hasn’t seen twilight

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

omfg

[Ella😍 @Elladeyforyou]

Me: why does my back hurt all the time?

also me sleeping every night:

[jojo @jaykhuncho]

Heinzsight

[A worm or void-enforcer @seeofreads]

today I got called a bitch at work because I insisted a man wear his mask over his nose, and then before my brain kicked in I said “was it not a bitch that nursed Rome” so I’ll never come out with anything that good in my life again