Nick Jenkins

By day... just an ordinary guy going about his business. By night... that same guy. But a bit harder to see.

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

@DJTallPaul Hands down my favourite venue for years. So many memories.

[Max Dickins @maxdickins]

It's finally here. Publication day. We all have to #improvise at the moment. I take the techniques of improv off-stage to show you how. RT appreciated today!

[Marianna Spring @mariannaspring]

NEW - We've tracked how Coronavirus misinformation has mutated online. A list with misleading advice attributed to a trusted source hopped from 84-year-old Brit's Facebook to celebrity Instagrams through FB groups for Indian Catholics and onto WhatsApp 👇https://t.co/0Ii4cHblG7

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

Just been listening to @rorysutherland ‘s Alchemy audio book. Outstanding: informative, perspective-changing and entertaining in equal measure. If you’re looking for something as a holiday read/listen then look no further.

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

Sorry if you’re not into #wine but I think this might be the best white wine I’ve ever had. Really special.

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

They went on for ever. We lived in Arizona and the skies always had little fluffy clouds in them...

[Peter Wood @pswood3]

What were the skys like when you were young?

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

I found this highly amusing.

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

This was basically my thirties.

[BBC Three @bbcthree]

I swear it costs more for me to go to someone's wedding than it does for them to host it

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

Oh come on, Max. That’s not true; you don’t look that happy.

[Max Dickins @maxdickins]

Photo of me looking happy and fat.

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

Love this.

[Defected Records @DefectedRecords]

When your head teacher is a legend... 🎓

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

This is one of my favorite infographics. A lot of people underestimate just how much life has improved over the last two centuries: https://t.co/djavT7MaW9

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

Wish I’d known this before packing this morning, then I wouldn’t have brought the lawnmower, hair straighteners and giant inflatable Santa Claus on the train with me. #foresight

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

Passion by Gat Decor

[Defected Records @DefectedRecords]

You have one song to play someone who's never heard house music before...

What do you play them?! 💭

[richard shotton @rshotton]

Hyperbaton: the adjective order that every English speaker knows, but none of us can articulate

From Elements of Eloquence by Forsyth

[Max Fagin 🚀🔴🌐☄🌘 @MaxFagin]

November is here, and that means a massive shift is coming. And by "massive" I am of course referring to the redefinition of the kilogram unit of mass that the world has been building up to for more than 100 years. Let me explain:

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

What a charming and perfectly normal festive idea. The potential for cross-contamination across all parts of the manufacturing process is freaking me out.

[Hawksmoor @HawksmoorTweets]

Will they though? WILL THEY?

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

That’s hilarious. And the right thing to do. I’ve done it quite a few times.

[Jayne Sharp @Jaynesharp]

I couldn’t help myself.

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

Rather loving the @NickMuirMusic mix of Paul Sawyer’s ‘Nemesis’. Builds wonderfully with awesome harmonies. Sad but uplifting. Such good production too.

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

Added bonus: My mundane, run-of-the-mill white work shirt has been transformed into a risqué, semi-translucent number in off-peach. I’ve been standing still for 25 minutes but I look like I’ve just emerged from a lake.

[Nick Jenkins @_Jenko_]

The only advantage to the air con failing on my train this afternoon is that I’ve consequently been introduced to a plethora of new sweat glands that in forty years have never before had cause to function. Every cloud etc.