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The new classic.

[jj @_JessJames]

@ColgateUK the new total formula is disgusting! 🤮 please change it back

[jj @_JessJames]

@MoonpigUK I ordered a card and a gift and paid £4.99 P&P. Had an email to say dispatch had been delayed by 1 day and I am still yet to receive it with expected delivery still saying 16/06/23. It was for Father’s Day so it’s completely pointless now. How do I get a full refund?

[jj @_JessJames]

When you get two different emails asking you to apply for two different job vacancies on the same day #decisions

[emfarl @EmFarl]

That poor Downing Street cat has had more foster parents than Tracy beaker

[jj @_JessJames]

@kayleymass *turns notifications on*

[jj @_JessJames]

The incessant nipple twiddling whilst feeding makes me want to peel my skin off.

[jj @_JessJames]

Why do all babies get a kick out of pulling the wipes out the pack?

[jj @_JessJames]

@katebobbs @ladbible Not a fan

[jj @_JessJames]

@LidlGB I can’t get hold of your extra sensitive baby wipes! I’ve been to 3 stores this morning and nothing 😩 is there a supply issue?

[jj @_JessJames]

My child inherited my resting bitch face and I’m glad 🙂

[jj @_JessJames]

Actually so gutted I had to sell my stormzy ticket for tonight 😭

[Brianne M. Kohl @BrianneKohl]

My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion.

ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

[jj @_JessJames]

How do you stop your child from being clingy af? 😩

[Nicki @Nicki_GG_]

Anyone got a discount code for council tax?

[W!NKSTER @OneStWink]

Lmao I remember when my daddy use to lie and say he was coming to get me and when he didn’t come my momma used to be like ion kno why u believe he was comin anyway...🗣 girrlll he tricc’d you too hell you the one got me dressed😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[jj @_JessJames]

Dean is definitely a virgin #lingo

[jj @_JessJames]

I’m loving how enthusiastic Doreen is #lingo

[Dreezy @DreezyLDN1]

RIP to a legend. Jamal Edwards 👑

[ed @erar97]

Ten…years…ago