Jessica Zimmerman

My name is Jessica, I live in Kansas where I milk cows and do typical Kansas things.

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T mobile twerk team #tchainz

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@Magenta_Matt I never liked your Spinach puffs! NEVA

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Whenever you have to reach a word count for an essay

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@CaseyJaim07 why do we even try 😑

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Fuck everything about my life.

[Best TikToks @TheFunnyVines]

White people https://t.co/t0M266aizW

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Yuck yuck yuck yuck

[Mindblown @mindblown]

In Star Wars Luke's line "I cant see a thing in this helmet" wasnt scripted. Mark Hamill said it to Harrison Ford and the camera was rolling

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@RobertsNdaCradl that's how I wanna go out

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@Sublimebro don't do it

[Mindblown @mindblown]

You can steal Breaking Bad's Walter White and Jessie Pinkman's trailer from them in GTA V

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Aaaaaand now I look creepy

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So if I don't get on for a couple days and I start favoriting peoples tweets they're like 2 days old.