Jessicarbs

Foodie with an unhealthy obsession with puns

[Willow Bough Tea Rms @WillowBoughCake]

Calling small business owners & freelancers - don’t forget to book your ticket for our next networking brunch which will take place at Pink & Poppy at @mertonabbeymill next Wednesday, 28 July

[Merton Abbey Mills @mertonabbeymill]

Why only visit a #plant shop, when you can enjoy a premium #gin among the beauty as well? 🍸🌵

@RootstoJungle1
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#collierswood #tooting

[Jessicarbs @_Jessicarbs]

@AldiUK Burger? How? Is there a hot counter now? A microwaveble burger? Or is it hot from all your twitter burns?

[Love Triangle @LoveTriPizza]

Salami Sunday anyone?

🍕via @_Jessicarbs

[Love Triangle @LoveTriPizza]

Can you help us find a General Manager?

Or an Assistant General Manager?

Check out our JDs here: https://t.co/QO7QBvGHx5

Or share this with someone who you think might be a good fit.

[Merton Abbey Mills @mertonabbeymill]

This image was captured by @_Jessicarbs. Apparently not all heroes wear crepes 🥞🦸‍♀️

#BelgianBrasserie @BBcreperie
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#ColliersWood #Tooting #Wimbledon

[Jessicarbs @_Jessicarbs]

@mertonabbeymill @BBcreperie I can't confirm I did not wear some of the crepes 🤤🤭

[Jessicarbs @_Jessicarbs]

My favourite yet

[best of line of duty @bestoflod]

exclusive quote from the series 6 finale #LineofDuty

[@LidlGB @LidlGB]

Line Of Duty characters as Lidl bakery items:

Jo Davidson: almond croissant - appealing but very flakey

Kate Fleming : brownie - sweet, but very reliable

Steve Arnott: pastel de nata - compact, but highly effective

Ted Hastings : white crusty roll - not easily bent

[Jessicarbs @_Jessicarbs]

Torn between enjoying the lift in restrictions and terrifying anxiety

[Jessicarbs @_Jessicarbs]

@eve_crosbie @tash_dillon They're in your head for sure. It's the 5G.....

[eve @floraltenenbaum]

can’t handle these cliffhangers! #LineOfDuty

[Bebè @cutiepotatotie]

me coming to twitter to see if instagram down

[JT and the NHS @JTsNHS]

The #SarahEverard case has really scared and upset me. The exact route she took are my regular walking route home from Clapham Common. By coincidence a friend recently introduced me to this app which I’ll be downloading now

[Hallie Rubenhold @HallieRubenhold]

One day, perhaps we'll learn not to blame women who are outside and alone at night for what happens to them.

It's amazing how little society moves on from an old and tired narrative.

#SarahEverard

[Emma @yandleful]

@haagendazsuk have you stopped selling Vanilla Caramel Brownie? I can't find it anywhere and you're breaking my heart over here. 💔🍨

[Katie Lask @KatieLask]

@haagendazsuk @yandleful Could you please let me know why the big tub (460ml) of the best flavor (vanilla caramel brownie) has been discontinued? It’s a disgrace!

[Jessicarbs @_Jessicarbs]

Does anyone want to volunteer as tribute for me at work today?

[Jessicarbs @_Jessicarbs]

@eve_crosbie @estherbnewman LOVE THE BOLD TYPE 🙌🏻

[Jessicarbs @_Jessicarbs]

Is it Love Actually season yet?