Jessie Hernández

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[Jessie Hernández @_JessieHS]

Mi propia ráfaga corta de información intrascendente.

[Marko Jukic @mmjukic]

"You are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death" is perhaps not an inspiring message or a great call to action but it is maybe just the most honest and descriptive assessment of the condition of mankind in complex society.

[oimiento @oimiento]

última PUTA vez que NO vives tu experiencia humana con entusiasmo & curiosidad va??????

[Rodrigo Baraglia @encincovoy]

Un gimnasio es un espacio con objetos absurdos que interpelan al sujeto para que los fuerce a tener un sentido. Quien no puede leer lento, quien no puede rumiar los signos, no puede empezar siquiera a ejercitarse en la hermeneutica del hierro.

[andrea ⭐️⭐️ @andreahlland]

- Las peras del olmo: pedidas
- La portada del libro: juzgada
- Los tres pies del gato: buscados
- La gota del vaso: derramada
- La mano que tira la piedra: escondida
- El agua que lleva el rio: sonada
- Los ojos del que cría cuervos: sacados

[Emi @0XEmiii]

cuando la depresión desaparece y te das cuenta de que en realidad eres la puta cabra

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

[Johan Jelqington @j3lqingt0n]

This is incredibly schizo but is also the most believable thing I've read all day and is absolutely the sort of thing that the generation that put us on the moon would have thought about.

[Jessie Hernández @_JessieHS]

and will you rule better?

[the last pirate @corsair21c]

The only correct way to use a “rowing machine” is to show up to 24hour fitness in a loincloth & sandals, light the “cardio” room on fire for smoke effects (& to encourage the other rowers), & shout narration that you are closing in to destroy Marc Anthony’s capital ship at Actium

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Nobody really talks about it but being Phantom Threaded is probably the ultimate heterosexual male fantasy

[orph @orphcorp]

do not confuse my decades of niche esoteric terminally online scholarship in the schizo mines with your recreational npc meme tiktok slopscrolling

[Charles Mayne @charlesmayne69]

My favorite thing about Twitter is when you open your feed and see something interesting that you never saw before and then it changes for no reason and you can never see that other thing again.

[Chuck @cfisonline]

turns out the Twin Peaks restaurants are NOT david lynch themed

[F.A. Gigioti @FaGigioti]

new foid in the gym, baggy sweatshirt and sweatpants, I begin to daydream of our wedding day, im shape rotating our children, we lock eyes the chemistry is palpable, she removes her sweats to reveal her whore uniform. widowed again

[gabe @allgarbled]

It now takes three clicks to change tabs in Safari on iOS. When I think about the fall of the Roman Empire, I think about things like this.

[katie dey @katie_dey]

so called "ball knowers" when they encounter the fever dream ball that is both small and big at the same time

[Sutton Hears A Hoo @SuttonHearsAHoo]

@RusGarbageHuman Tom Cruise should get some sort of lifetime achievement award for services to sci-fi

[Crusader of Christ ⚔️ @Defendthewest17]

Me in the movie theater bathroom after Odysseus says “f**k Trump” when the wooden horse enters Troy

[Patrick Wyman @Patrick_Wyman]

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