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I dunno dude....lets go bowling...LOL!

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

...is...is this what it feels like...to rule the universe?! LOL!!!!!!

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

Father!!!

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

LOL i have no idea Charles....wait...w-what...what's that!? It's descending from the sky!

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

BOOM SHAKALAKA! lolololol

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

U know I got the assist, dawg! LOL

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

U need help, Gandalf??? I LEND MY STRENGTH!

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

LOL! ur 4given!

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

...huh, ya?

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

LOL, ya me 2 hahaha

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

Here, let me take care of that. *Light flashes around Peach. Her corpse disappears in a flash of light.*

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

Good thinking Charles! I BLESS THY BASKETBALLS IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, ME, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT. AMEN.

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

I REQUIRE MORE MAYONNAISE! My powers are running low again!

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Somebody followed us here...I can't see him yet...I can't...make out his...face...he has no beating heart...wait. PEACH, WATCH OUT!

[Jesus Christ @_JesusHChrist_]

*gulps down the 27th jar of mayonaisse* AH! That's much better...I can see clearly again...but...oh no...oh...OH MY FATHER!

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My visions...they're....weak. My magic power seems to be running low. We need to find mayonnaise so I can restore my magic powers!

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Ah...yes...yes...it's coming to me! I see....food? Coupons? People...fat people...riding around in chairs....ah! The Grocery Store!

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lol uh i could ask my dad, guys...he's omnipresent...so like, he knows everything...ROFL

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@_MrMystery_ lol i thought i already owned the universe...whatev...time to take it back, i guess..LOL