Jimmy Cricket

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[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@InternetH0F Mbappe is only three behind with half as many world cup appearances, Haaland has a third of his record and this is his first world cup. Messi is old hat.

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Unfortunate end to America's run for its best team they've fielded yet.

Backup team: Norway.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

Lets go, Norway, and not just Haaland. Hes my goat, but Østigård, Ødegard, and the best goal keeper I've ever seen, Nyland.

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

As much as a U.S. loss at soccer may sadden us, the upside is that it’ll free everyone up to root for the Viking dude from Norway like we all secretly want to do anyways

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@DanClarkSports nah bro, this is my sport now.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

My fucking GOAT

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Haaland walking and pretending like he does not know what is happening 😂

He learned well from the master at that.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

Nobody cares

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

Norway is winning this. I am telling you. RIP USA. I had hope, but they played like shit. I knew they would lose. even if they won this, they'd have to go against France. Pulisic stood no chance against Mbappe. Haaland is the goat. We love Norway in this house. If not US, NORWAY!

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

Norway wins against Brazil. England wins against Mexico. What a good fucking day for football.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@MrBeast 10,000 pennies

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

On to the round of 16.

QF Predictions:
France
Morocco
Portugal
USA
Norway
England
Argentina
Switzerland

SF predictions:
France
Portugal
Norway
Argentina

Finals predictions:
France
Norway

Hope:
Norway

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@USMNTOtaku Don't sleep on Trusty. He was the star of the game against Turkey. In Trusty, we trust.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@87films @KingsFanNow1 good.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@peterstav56 @benjamincowen Why wasnt this carded?

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@87films @KingsFanNow1 In the US. We're such a nice country, aren't we? So nice. So welcoming, even to people like you who hate us so much that you can't even muster up the capability to support us in something as menial as a football tourny. You're so welcome.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@87films @KingsFanNow1 So, based on your logic, because an Afghan attacked the world trade center, every Afghan is personally responsible for the nearly 3000 people who died in the attack on the world trade center. Therefore, you deserved to be bombed. You're only as good as your worst representative.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@87films @KingsFanNow1 Me? Personally?

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@jennyachiu Not even a yellow card for this though

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@87films @KingsFanNow1 And Afghanistan is literally a trash hole that you couldn't wait to get away from.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

@87films @KingsFanNow1 Better tweet Trusty and Pulisic and tell them how mad you are that they specicifically chose to bomb your country and totally not AIPAC (isreal) who made that decision.

[Jimmy Cricket @_JimmyCricketxo]

To those who joke about Americans calling football "soccer", once again, you can blame the Brits.