Jiya

11/30/19 SOMEBODY’S MAMA (❤️07/23/1991 ❤️)

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me when my friends try to hang up the phone on me and I distract them with a new topic

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

People who can wear kid size shoes always have to let you know they can wear kid sizes. Nobody asked, Chucky.

[Jiya @_Jiya__]

@HeyyyNoww_ idk what I would do without Dino nuggets

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Our first Juneteenth without Charlie ✊🏾
Let’s take a shot!

[Jiya @_Jiya__]

ENOUGH….

[alice 🖤👻 @AIicro]

everyone’s progressive until you mention trans women experiencing period symptoms

[goma @soigomaa]

I would have given him a laxative before

[Peckins @Peckins6]

Bitch you making 22k a month to practice

[x @elroy__preston]

His television shows are basically Tyler Perry for street niggas

[Jiya @_Jiya__]

Having to feed my child dinner EVERYDAY is too much work 😫

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

when someone gets a viral video on tiktok so they just keep doing whatever it is/chasing that high? very much reminds of me when spongebob kept pulling his ass out after he got attention for ripping his pants.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

Me when I’m crossing the road and a car keeps driving at full speed

[Lee @MandyKnowsDC]

Can we start a support group for Capitol One members who are stuck with Discover cards? 😂

[El Mago @AtlantisFell]

I'm gonna be honest...

[Jiya @_Jiya__]

Why is everyone born in June??? 😩
I don’t have any celebrating left in me by the time July comes around

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[Trill Burr @ReloadedJu]

Bruh I never noticed this but he kinda look like George Bush

[Jiya @_Jiya__]

The fact that my job requires me to talk to fucking idiots EVERYDAY really annoys me.