José

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

In the last hour

Switzerland red card

Paddy The Baddy entrance

Sophie Cunningham ring girl

Paddy The Baddy chokes BSD in one minute

Argentina wins in extra time

Conor McGregor returns to UFC for first time since 2021, blows out leg

Messi goes tarps off

What a night

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

I’m leaving this wedding

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent center Mitchell Robinson has agreed to a three-year, $47.4 million deal to sign with the Boston Celtics, with a player option in third season, sources tell ESPN. Robinson departs the Knicks after serving a key role on the historic championship team.

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

See ya Wednesday Bosnia

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Bosnia?

[Myles @MylesRinSF]

Dude if any of us punch a coworker in the face we’re getting fired and going to jail lmao wtf is he talking about

[. @J0nesToChina]

The Europeans are worshiping MetLife Stadium

[LPG - NYG @LicensePlateGuy]

Soooooooo good

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“Summertime dude. This shit is fuckin lit” -@rone on @BarstoolYak

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

new drake album is actualy not bad—->

https://t.co/le2k8EbUbZ

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

@nickysmokess @RobbieBarstool Imagine your favorite artist puts out a album and ur first reaction is thinking about ppl whod make you mad if you knew they were listning to it

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

“Charles’ bad year, would be Draymond’s great year, and that’s all Charles had to say. I didn’t win, hey I tried, but my numbers are better than any of your best numbers. That’s how great I was.”

- DP on Draymond vs Barkley

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Draymond Green learning he has 43 games with more turnovers than field goals in the playoffs, tied with Kendrick Perkins for the most since 2003…but at least he's not Charles Barkley in a Rockets uniform

[Novarx (the seer arc) 👁️ @warrie2021]

This here is why I love Batman with prep time.

He'll tell you he planned exactly for this, that's why he went to Bombsight's house last night and while he was asleep, he swapped the V1 for the supe virus.

And not just any supe virus, he mixed in the kryptonite and the scourge virus to enhance it effect.

And when butcher and crew asks him how he found bombsight, he'll say because he's Batman.

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

Reed reacts to Brianna Chickenfry saying she wants to go on a double date with him (Pt. 1)

[This Day In Barstool Sports/Mario @ThisDayInBSS]

SNL Weekend Update did a bit on Alix Earle vs Alex Cooper & it came back to @BChickenfry dropping Tea to @stoolpresidente.
Then @ColinJost dropped the BARSTOOL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. 😂
Michael Che is all stoolies over 30

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Guess who arrived

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

From the desk of Dave Portnoy —

Meek Phil, Mikey Bets, and Reed have been alleviated of all Social Media duties and are now “unleashed” as Content for the final day of Spring Break.

I just spoke with Reed for an instant reaction:

“Just another fucking day at the Stool”

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What if it was just a girls trip to the bar and the girls are just out of sight yet again? Have we thought about that.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Maybe it’s just a couple friends interlocking lips? You know. Like when you and your boys get together and have a little smoochy smooch at the bar then 6 years later hang out at a sex hotel. Things of that nature and such.