Joey Thomas

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

The more pamphlets I am given the more I'm helping animals right?? @KRmakeitrain

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

On campus girl be like like nah not wearin a bra today. #ballsy

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

@MJTinos I came to the bar to drink with you not to watch you break dance...but it's been a great change of plans...#interracialdancingprobz

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

My car is reading 88....why aren't we boating?? @KRmakeitrain @peacelovetyhebb @papa_smurf73 @t4mica

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

Guy on right: "grinding" on air... Guy on left: ghetto ass white guy "I'm bringing you home one beer...at least I'm not smoking everything"

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

@KRmakeitrain @peacelovetyhebb damn guys coulda given me a heads up you weren't gonna be social with me tonight. #ledmetoDC

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

Forgot how good soco tastes...been a while @Beans_92

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

Carrots and spaghetti as a late night dinner...topped with Italian dressing of course! Gon be a good night

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

Just had a kid doin wheelies on a bicycle following my car down the st. #dcghettoprobz

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

I wish people would stop walking in front of my car. #somanypoints!

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

Oh boy. Teacher posted the solutions to a test... #whoops Didn't get those answers.

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

I need a caddy for my book bag. I can't seem to find the right strap length based on the weight, rain, and wind direction. #supersenior4lyfe

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

@peacelovetyhebb haha I really shouldn't. Nothin on my mind is up to my twitter standards... #BringItTuesday! #imready

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

Why can't days be longer than 24 hours?? I'd kill for that

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

@KRmakeitrain I almost fell putting on socks... #doublegonberough #serverlyfe

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

@KRmakeitrain I think I fell more in love last night... She's me in teds girlfriends body. What can be more perf than that??

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

Hmmm musta fell harder than expected @KRmakeitrain

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

Girl be like... ima sleep in da party.

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

Everyone that is watching at the masters has a beer belly. #athletes #golf

[Joey Thomas @_JoeyThomas]

If I was blind I would always drink.... #peeingindadark #poweroutageprobz @peacelovetyhebb