Johnny Carter

Im @HardManMick 's bent son. Get ready for me to take on all the boys on Albert Square. Here's Johnny! (EASTENDERS PARODY)

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

Good afternoon, it's a new day and a new cock awaits me! #readyforaction #littlejohnnyisback

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

@ChidgeyValleys hahahahahaha

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

I know there hasn't been a lot of the king of Albert square on TV recently but I will be on more soon! #NuffSaid #YESMoment

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

When people take the piss out of me for being gay!

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

A late night wank then off to bed for me! #Cartered

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

That's right Danny you sneaky unemployed cunt, I have just dropped you right In it! Lucy has a plan I know she does! #Wanker #dannysfanny

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

Cleaned my penis, shaved my arse and off out I go! Walford wonder here I come! #Littlejohnnyawakens #hornybastard

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

Who's ready to get Cartered this weekend? #Cartered #ActOnEnergy

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

I was so close to giving my mum the backhand today! Fucking cheeky bitch #NoRacistButThatBitchGottaGo

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

Weekends are the worst, the Johnny Carter show does not appear on our beloved screens! #shit

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

@BigJohnN0T You like anything with chocolate on you oversized cunt!

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

@BigJohnN0T why would I want to finger your skid invaded cave?

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

@BigJohnN0T that doesn't make sense you cretin!

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

@BigJohnN0T I thought your dad did that?

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

@BigJohnN0T oh, fuck me John that was bad!😱

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

@BigJohnN0T you have no friends you fat bastard

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

Wayne's cock was enough to turn me straight! #tinydeathstar

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

Thanks for making me cook dog meat! Cheeky fuckers! #dogmeat #cheeky

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

@mrwayneludlow shut your face and go sort out the damp! #waynethepain

[Johnny Carter @_JohnnyCarter_]

Another episode without King Johnny in tonight, do EastEnders want to lose ratings? #Kingcarter #ratingsdrop