Jon Wood

Washed up NASCAR driver | President and Stakeholder at Wood Brothers Racing

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@howardfertcolby @Turf_Kid @PiperGlen_agr @BASFTurf_us @woodbrothers21 Howard fert Colby lmao.

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@Dcond610 @TonySantojr Weird, there was no hole card dealt. Must be a local type of blackjack

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@loose_on_entry @RayceJohnston @DirtyMoMedia Backflow tester and commercial ornamental/turf. The applicator license was easy, backflow was tough.

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@RayceJohnston @loose_on_entry @DirtyMoMedia If you change your mind lemme know what you drink. I treat lawns for a (side) living so I’m not above doing somebody’s beer run

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@RayceJohnston @loose_on_entry @DirtyMoMedia Pretty good. Took me a minute, but pretty good.

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.@SkipFlores a real man’s poddy

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Privileged to say we were in the presence of @_JonWood sending this WBR post🙏🏻

Yup, the legend himself is here for DBC this morning

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@JEckert90 Worse call than making the call to wreck for last at CORT talladega?

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@FrPBehm @KentMurphy 2 out, runners on 2B and 3B. The announcer says it at the beginning of the clip. I remember this making the rounds last year, the catcher didn’t catch that 3rd strike cleanly for that 3rd strike and they just all got too worked up, forgetting the rules. The 2nd baseman knew

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@AustinKonenski They’re the ones that are done with nascar and will never watch again every week

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@TylerRichard @RobergRacing I walked into this one lol. Me and the momma this joke refers to knows a lot about it actually

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@joe_srigley I’ve thought for a while that kid has talent. Two guys I’ve been big on that fly under the radar are him and Timmy hill

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@SCweather_wx Have you checked on Patrick since 4 days ago? He said to come back to him on Friday

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@FWRobbins45 @psychedalex68 @remingtonjscott @joshberry Well, let’s not even go in the direction where I did some kind of random Q/A and one was “what’s the chore I like the least”

Answer: laundry

I got in a lil bit of trouble for that one but looking back, I think it was a trap

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@FWRobbins45 @psychedalex68 @remingtonjscott @joshberry It’s like hey, remember that time you want to forget that you had your head in your ass?

(All good, it was 20yrs ago, im sitting here laughing actually)

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@psychedalex68 @remingtonjscott @FWRobbins45 @joshberry Yall can untag me, I was there and remember lmao

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@stapleton42_ Can’t help on that one, but ironically enough, just this afternoon my vet @snorkHeel mentioned you. Maybe the two are connected

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@bobpockrass Likely biggest hurdles for Bob covering
the trial:

(1/1)

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@MattYocum I just blow them in the neighbor’s yard. His trees, his problem!

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@whiskeygoats @bobpockrass Buddy I don’t know what to think anymore