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[jord @_jordandouglas]

@OctopusEnergy 07538 kWh

[David Sinfield @omotforest]

Mr and Mrs Starmer before the charitable donation of clothes

[Ben Spalding @BSpalding7]

Looks like Jeremy Clarkson is about to reveal her celebrity lap time on Top Gear

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

[Jimmy McBride @jimmymcbride1]

But but but Man Utd wouldn’t let us score a goal … it’s so unfair & I’m going home to my mummy to get a cuddle in my comfort blanket 😢

[Stopyn @stopyn_]

How did Darwin Nunez miss this ??

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

Daniel Levy at the Airport with Kane’s Travel Documents

[UB1UB2 West London (Southall) @UB1UB2]

Best thing I've seen in ages 😭

[jord @_jordandouglas]

@Akzyy

[jord @_jordandouglas]

@SkyNews I’m O2 and mine didn’t come through & I’ve definitely not disabled it!

[jord @_jordandouglas]

@Beno_ldn @KimKardashian Must’ve been that Sambuca mate🤣

[Britain People @Britain_People]

Tory MP Edward Leigh claimed #expenses of £2,332 for heating last year and £2,474 the previous year.

Retweet if you think he should pay his own utility bills.

[Dr Aseem Malhotra @DrAseemMalhotra]

BREAKING BBC News:

Cardiologist says likely contributory factor to excess cardiovascular deaths is covid mRNA vaccine and roll out should be suspended pending an inquiry.

We did it. We broke mainstream broadcast media 🔥🔥🔥

[jord @_jordandouglas]

@TomJ___ @DippyP1118 explains why ur head is cold in winter😉😂

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I’m putting Simon Pegg down as ‘undecided’.
https://t.co/mcLfzTd8H1

[Football Tipster @Footy_Tipster]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How have I never seen this before? @rickygervais @GaryLineker

Best thing I’ve seen in a very long time 👏🏼

[LADbible @ladbible]

Robbie Coltrane, known for his role as Rubeus Hagrid in the Harry Potter series has passed away at the age of 72.

RIP Robbie

[jord @_jordandouglas]

@Ed_Miliband Fully had this tweet in his drafts for 7 years😂

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Police say they’re becoming increasingly concerned over the whereabouts of a Mrs L. Truss from Norfolk. Last seen driving entire country off a cliff.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

It’s no surprise Jason Sancho didn’t make the squad. The last thing this England side needs is pace, elusive running and technical flair.