Jordan Strachan

29. BA (Hons) History graduate from @OpenUniversity. Retail worker.

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Day 7 of shoulder pain, following a fall…

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@robonline11 @TM_James_ This album is 10/10 though 🙌

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@st_ua_rt James Acaster too.

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@robonline11 @KatyB Broken Record is still played on my playlist at least once a week!

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@MrWalker_Tweets All the very best in your new role, Paul! Richly deserved!

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@AvantiWestCoast Thank you, Richard!

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Good morning @AvantiWestCoast. I am booked to travel with TransPennine Express from Motherwell to Manchester this morning.

Am I able to use my ticket on your services between Motherwell and Preston instead and, if so, are there any time restrictions?

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@MrAllington Huge congratulations, Lloyd! Richly deserved! X

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Wondering where the sunshine has gone?

Spare a thought for northeast Scotland; Aberdeen Dyce hasn't recorded any sunshine since 21 January! This is provisionally the longest sunless period here since records began in 1957 ☁️

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Today is the 15th consecutive day without sunshine, and the 21st consecutive day of rain 🙃

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Today is the 14 consecutive day without any recorded sunshine here in Aberdeen and only 30 minutes of sunshine in the past 19 days.

It is also the 20th consecutive day of measured rain with 29 out of the past 31 days seeing measured rainfall.

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@mateggleston Well done, bab! Glad you’ve been able to get something!

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@InksonLiam All the best to you, pal! You’ll smash it!

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@00julesj Have you ever set foot in an Asda? Genuinely haven’t been one that is fully stocked.

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Putting Ronnie Wood’s performance on Jools Holland already up there for the worst thing I have seen on TV this year.

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All the best for 2026! 🥳

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I’d like to think that if the world went to shit (more than it is already), I’d want Clive Myrie to tell me everything will be okay - even if it won’t.

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@D4UGP @mrmcghoo2 Have a lovely day, chaps! X

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Due to a gum infection, being on antibiotics, unable to drink alcohol or eat ‘proper’ food because of the pain, Christmas lunch is a no go.

I’m going to be spending the afternoon on my own. First time I’ve ever done this, but I suppose there are folk in much worse position.

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@kieran_ashton1 Had a Greggs sausage roll in Edinburgh a few months ago. It wasn’t even lukewarm. A couple of weeks later, got a sausage roll from Baynes which was piping hot. Much better!

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I’ve spent years trying to convince myself that I do well in my own company.

Today proved that I very much do not! Getting into my own head a lot today has not been fun.