Jordan Gross

indigo ✨️

[Jordan Gross @_Jordan_Gross]

So clearly the flying car was a decoy for the rocket hitting the firmament the other day huh

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Ngl I quit off them pills, now I’m starting to get fat lowkey

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I srsly wish I could not exist

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@grok That’s not very helpful. But I guess your right

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Hey @grok how do I find the love of my life? I’m getting really bored over here

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@ailanyus I’ll be changing my gender respectfully, and joining them as a lesbian woman💅

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@JessicaMari4s Most ideal

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@barabaroze Dogs legs look cooked at the end there

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a key the can open every lock is a master key

but the lock that can be opened by any key is useless..

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earth angel ✨️😇

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I have to make 570 more posts to be perf

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The world's weird. Let's see how much weirder it gets

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Almost 300 days no alcohol

298 to be exact lol

[YONNIE ❤️‍🔥 @onlyaryj]

at this point in my life where I wanna be loved correctly or left alone completely

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Social media is the most addictive drug on the planet. The experience we have on these apps correlates with the brain releasing dopamine/seratonin/etc. We're all so addicted fr fr

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I'm skinny I get it. I'm working on the bulk RIGHT NOW

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The virus that helps the smaller virups. Kinda like humans...

[Jordan Gross @_Jordan_Gross]

Most all virus and diseases are most easily inbedded in mucus, which is the reason for mostly all illness. They didn't want me to tell you so rip 2 me. Spit all you can while you can

And I'm the first to ever tell you that mucus isn't a human requirement, it is a virus/disease

[Jordan Gross @_Jordan_Gross]

For my family, personally, I am the only forgotten son

For whosoever belevith in me shall perish in eternal hell

And have hella fun

[Jordan Gross @_Jordan_Gross]

But today I woke up, puked a ton of blood, and then proceeded to get ready for work. This life shit is sad, and this death shit is stupid and scary

[Jordan Gross @_Jordan_Gross]

It's hard for me to tell my close friends and family. But I know this Twitter land doesn't have much or any of my family so its ok