Jorge Rubio

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[vinny ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @tlkmethru]

This album cover smells like bleach and dish soap

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

The stripper loves my Bane impression

[Shawn🦑 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇨🇮🇸🇳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇨🇦🇹🇨🇴 @Skengbouz]

Just peeped double chin in my phone reflection

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

Roomate who's never brought a guy home brought a 5'5 bald and bearded guy who's built like a brick wall but didn't tell me so I'm dancing in the kitchen with my headphones on and I just see out of the corner of my eye what I thought was a dwarf from the hobbit and screamed

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

me: can i get a burger ($5.99) with fries ($1.99) and a soda ($1.49)

cashier: sure that’ll be $25

me: ok

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

That love is not enough

[super migajera nacional @Maaarideluca]

Es como el eras tour pero de messi

[Roberto Fernández AntiPatronal @RedRofega]

Con 14 años no tienes un novio de 29 años, tienes un pedófilo a tu lado, putos periodistas de mierda.

[jesse @darthgordita]

they should turn this into a movie

[¿ @umlarp]

tweets should yellow as they age

[el peor vecino @apijotao]

migas in paris

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

she looks so polish sometimes

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[sludgewad @blehhhhh124]

see this is why metal fans are superior
we dont need diapers we just shit ourselves in the pit

[Roberto Martín @robbhaifisch]

Tal día como hoy hace 48 años nació Dick Nowitzki, conocido baloncestista alemán que jugó y triunfó en los Dallas Mavericks de la NBA.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

How fucking racist do you have to be

[Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏ @D_1andOnly_]

This look like a scene off World War Z