J #GoAstros

Shohei Ohtani Connoisseur | Yordan Alvarez Enthusiast || Dokkan Battle Appreciator

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier

[Uno @UnotheInvestor]

Israel every time the USA and Iran are close to a deal

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

I swear to God every single Jewish tradition i learn about is them just trying to trick God

[Angel (っ◔︣◡◔᷅)っ @Mont3sAngel]

@sleep487 Always 🫡

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

HOUSTON OMG

[jb @sleep487]

You gotta stay gaming bruh dont focus on no girls just stay gaming

[J #GoAstros @_Jose_XD_]

@astros Why is it always a slugfest when we play KC?

[J #GoAstros @_Jose_XD_]

@Tectone Both are great

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Goku went Super Saiyan for the first time 35 years ago in 'Dragon Ball Z' 💥

[J #GoAstros @_Jose_XD_]

@FrameInOrder I

[tireless @Iwillnotdrink]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE PARAGUAY IS

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

@babadookspinoza You actually believe Elon has a vault like Scrooge Mcduck, the HRT has ruined your brain Mr Troon

[EF Comix @11975MHz]

There's a reason "redneck" is colloquial to the United States

And in all seriousness, if you decide to visit, say, the Mojave or other desert venues here, take sunscreen and PLENTY of water. It was just a few decades ago that a German family decided to drive out into the Mojave unprepared and they all ended up dead.

And if you decide to visit our forests, show up prepared with insect repellent especially in southeast forests. You don't want to be bitten by a Lone Star Tick. Also, keep in mind, unlike European forests, there isn't a village every few kilometers.

There isn't jack shit except for wildlife.

And for fuck's sakes, if you visit Yellowstone, DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING BISON. THEY WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

All of us running QRF for Freddy if he wanders too far off Bourbon Street

[J #GoAstros @_Jose_XD_]

They’re gonna make a Netflix series about you dawg

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!

[J #GoAstros @_Jose_XD_]

@astros Please, I NEED to see him win MVP and Triple Crown

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

Numb — Linkin Park (2003)

[Clear @cleAr418_]

No

[J #GoAstros @_Jose_XD_]

Age old adage where libtards think your net worth is just sitting in your bank account for you to pull out of at any time

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

What a sick man.

What a sick world.

Tax. The. Rich.