josh

I want to puke

[•el• @_ellerry]

declining a call because you don’t feel like talking is apart of self care.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I'll go down any aisle in the store. Not even scared

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[ꨄ︎ rain. @anxietyatrest]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none😭😭

[CITIZEN @CitizenMi]

HALCYON BLUES OUT NOW

[🦀 @Gminds_]

"are you busy rn?" yes im listening to music

[" @4yomide_]

got a big heart but zero patience for lame shit

[ily @luhyoumf]

another day, another wtf.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I love Twitter because someone will tweet exactly what’s in my head and I just retweet it

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

I be like “good morning” then go back to sleep 3 times .

[y @ysuckme]

we are always one decision away from a completely different life.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do i like sleep? yes.
do i stay up late for no reason? yes.
do i regret it in the morning? yes.
will i be staying up again? absolutely.

[$ @jxtsummer]

you must learn to enjoy life without needing an audience to see that you are enjoying life.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

idk how to explain it but 2015–2020 felt way longer than 2020–2026

[elton @eltoowavy]

life fucking sucks but at least music exists

[Tax Verstappen @mostlyboxbox]

Why are threesomes only for sex, why can't I join some random couples in arguments

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

[k @xf1ins]

damned if you do damned if you don’t