Josh Wright

Your friendly neighbourhood background character of no real importance. Geek and Nerd- tried and true.

[Zean @zean63z]

Halfway through this season !
| 11/22 | 🏆
#F1

[goog @sog_goog]

caps (2026) [11/23]

[The Race @wearetherace]

🗣️ Blue flag system problems are no excuse for backmarkers getting in the leaders' way, reckons a very unimpressed Toto Wolff (speaking to DAZN España)

[Josh Wright @_Josh_Wright]

Oscar Piastri swearing on radio just does something to me #formula1 #FormulaOne #HungarianGP

[molly¹ @LNORRlS]

it’s on sale someone tell me not to do it 🤣

[Formula 1 @F1]

Amelia is ready to jump back in the driving seat! 🙌 Passenger Princess, Series 2, is coming soon! 👀

Over on @ameliadimz's YouTube channel!

#F1

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇬🇧 NEW: The UK’s new trade deal with Switzerland means Brits can go though e-gates at Swiss airports for the first time

The agreement will also scrap mobile roaming charges, make it easier for UK professionals to work in Switzerland, and could boost UK exports by £5.2bn a year in the long term

[@BBCNews]

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[Josh Wright @_Josh_Wright]

I cannot believe this for one second. Not a single second.

[Rubén Canales @RubCanales]

⚠️ RUMOR: El entorno de Oscar Piastri estaría negociando con Audi.

➡️ Mark Webber, su representante, estaría valorando diferentes opciones ante una posible salida de McLaren y ya habría iniciado conversaciones con Audi.

🔁 En el paddock también se habla de un posible intercambio de equipos con Max Verstappen, dadas las fuertes conexiones de Webber con Red Bull.

(vía @F1insidercom) #F1 🇦🇺

[The Brick News | LEGO News @the_brick_news]

First look at the new LEGO Pokemon Trainer Moments Poke Ball!

Coming in August for $299.99.

[R Λ Z Ξ R @Razer]

Two forces. One celestial setup.

The Razer | Espeon & Umbreon Collection brings Psychic and Dark type flair with a sleek new look inspired by the iconic Eevee evolutions duo.

Evolve your setup today: https://t.co/x8Et6E60xc

[Pokemon Deals, Alerts & News! @PokemonDealsTCG]

Umbreon and Espeon HORI Wireless Turbo Controller for Nintendo Switch 2 up for Preorder on Amazon

➡️https://t.co/tPzVijEA1T

#Pokemon #AD

[Josh Wright @_Josh_Wright]

Whoever wrote this deserves a pay rise

[The Fast And The Curious @fastcuriouspod]

We may [or may not] be planning an emergency episode about the really big news that [insert driver/team/principal etc] is [insert whatever they are doing] and we’re all really [insert emotion here] about it.

Stay tuned [maybe]. 🚨❓

#F1

[The Fast And The Curious @fastcuriouspod]

We may [or may not] be planning an emergency episode about the really big news that [insert driver/team/principal etc] is [insert whatever they are doing] and we’re all really [insert emotion here] about it.

Stay tuned [maybe]. 🚨❓

#F1

[Fastest Pitstop @FastestPitStop]

Before we get to the main event, It's time for some chaos like you've only seen once before!

This time it's twice as crazy👇

[Serebii.net @SerebiiNet]

Serebii Update: The Pokémon Company has announced the Pokémon Champions Champions of Champions event. This event takes place on July 29th 2026 in London and features a battle between eight players, coached by Ray Rizzo

Details being added @ https://t.co/NWlAdn57aQ

[Adam Cooper @adamcooperF1]

'@JeremyClarkson has done a deal with his favourite F1 team and as a result @DiddlySquatFarm will supply @AlpineF1Team with "a range of locally sourced food, produce, condiments and beverages" this weekend. And that means "Pierre Gasly and Franco Colapinto will eat some authentic British dishes.":

[Formula 1 @F1]

LEGO returns to the track with this Sunday’s Drivers’ Parade! 🤩

The drivers will get behind the wheel of 22 @LEGO_Group minicars for a lap of Silverstone

Watch live on Sunday across our social media platforms at 13:00 local time (+1 UTC) ⏰

#F1 #BritishGP

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Two new Knockout Tour rallies have been added to #MarioKartWorld! Race the Drill Rally and Boomerang Rally now, with more coming in the future. Plus, you can now add stickers you’ve collected to your photos!