Jordan Chimmons

[Jordan Chimmons @_Jsimmo3]

@NolanAnalyst I think it would 100% be unnecessary but Lord of the Rings. That’s being said I think the hobbit would be sweet if he did a faithful adaptation

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@TheCriticalDri2 The first 2 episodes may be the best of the series

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@stavvybaby Basilisk is one of the best fried Chicken Sandwiches in the country, fr

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You can only use the term “slay queen” accurately when talking about Marie Antoinette

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@albert12798 I thought it was a cookie

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@JustinTMalone Ant man and the Wasp is the mountain top

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@EllenDeGeneres Damn, even God is trying to cancel Ellen

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The Muppet-Verse has been getting over saturated

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People that have Bo Burnham in their Spotify Wrapped need to be put on a watchlist

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@JackMartinVO Black Panther 2?

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@DiscussingFilm Where TF is Shia LeBeouf

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Now that Kanye’s antisemitic I have to listen to 5 artists religiously for the rest of the year so my Spotify wrapped doesn’t look racist fml

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Anyone know how to fix my Quibi?

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You thought Roe v. Wade was crazy, wait til you see Logan Paul v. Wade

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@tomsegura Did Bert sit on you?

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