*shouting is heard down the hall it was K Rool shouting loud and proud at luigi*
"Seems yous dont have to worry about that!" *he laughs and lets bowser on the shoulder* "get better alright? My Bowser's a bit... well a push over I need some action again!"
“Well he’s still your family member! How’s about ya sort yourself out ‘n’ get him some help before I help him get dunked in lava till he’s out of 1ups!…
What was his problem?… Also thanks. Doctor said I’m recoverin’ from my injuries fine.”
*he jumps back* hoohoo! Ya! Whoa... hold on there it wasnt just my choice! Mama mia, it wasnt even mainly mine it was your beloved boyfriend and the girl yousa love kidnapping!.. your brothers too... frankly I'd prefer bowser in power... 2 Rool's was driving us nuts!"
Of course it was Mario’s doing!
Bowser roared as he swiped a claw at the plumber.
“Our father has no interest in the throne! I woulda handled that! Stay out of our affairs plumber! You don’t get t’make them sorta decisions! All ya did is leave me with this mess!?”
"Sorry bout putting Rool in charge, we heard you gave him permission to step in and watch over things, and see without a king, morton could have stepped in so we had little choice.."
That was a dumb reason! Bowser stomped and stood in his way.
"You're the least wanted guy I'd let check on him! He's the safest he can be with me!... Urgh. Tell me what ya wanna ask and I'll pass it on."
"You funeral.." *bowser was trying to get the rools together was he mad* "I wanna check on him, and make sure hes alive and I have to ask him questions regarding ruling again."
"I've never been allowed both of 'em in the same place before... I'm workin' on it..
You didn't answer my question! What do ya want with him? He's under my protection! Like I'm gonna let a loser like you with your plumber germs near him!"
"He's been extra annoying since his other self decide to come back into his life admittedly he seems happy but mama mia in the same room it's a nightmare!... and what scared I'll stomp some koopas? You dont have to worry
"This is Rool's fault! When I get my hands on him he's dead! I don't send DKs t'his isle! What'd ya want with Bowser anyway?! It's not like ya cared about him before!
Either way you're not goin' in my CASTLE!"
"You want me to tell Rool to visit bowser? Do you even hear yourself.. better it smell like pasta then swamp and dirt. Y'know I've swung him by the tail too? Wouldn't stop yapping mama mia..." *he rolls his eyes this mario seems rather tired*
“NO TAIL GRABBIN’! I have a doctor’s note from my therapist that forbids it! Either way you’re not comin’ in my castle. As if I’m openin’ my doors f’you. My castle’ll reek of pasta f’weeks when you’re gone!
Rool’s at mine all the time. Tell him to do it!”
"I mean no harm I actually came to visit Bowser I was asked by the other rulers and K Rool was embarrassed to be the one... this isn't gonna be a problem is it? I can start grabbing tails if it is!"
“So ya are that Mario. Knew it! And you’re just as ugly as ever so don’t expect me t’make a move on ya like your Bowser.. Bleh. Feels weird t’say your Bowser t’you…
You’ve heard right! I’m that one and they are my family so mess with the, and ya mess with me! Got it?!”
"Yea same to you... mama mia at least you bite back."
*mario admittedly felt great seeing an actual imposing bowser*
"oh I see now Your the one K Rool gloats about in meetings... anyways why are you housing those two!? Ya view them as your brothers!?"
“I have never said that t’you once… He’s from another dimension. I didn’t even grow up with him!..
And where have you been? Try there’s twenty plus versions of me! But the one that lives with me has a brother at least. I see now. You!re from his world. Not pleased t’meet ya!”
"How could I not know about your brother?? You bragged all the time "My brother is better then yours Mario, he's cool and awesome!" Course that was before he went crazy! Mama mia! I thought I was gonna have to jump into things!... are you sayin' there's two of you!?"
“What’d you know about my brothers!? You’re stickin’ your big nose where it don’t belong!
Anyway I don’t remember that happenin’.! You’re confusin’ me with the other Bowser. He’s not as awesome right now..
And I weren’t cryin’! Someone was peelin’ an onion nearby or somethin’.”
"Ya know, when I found ya at boosters you where crying like a baby as usual! Let'sa not forget when you stubbed your toe and your brother laughed and laughed for 20 minutes.."
“It’s been a long time but I think I can finally admit it..
Yes, Smithy did seize my castle. And yes, I did allow Mario and his nerd friends t’join my troop t’help get it back even though I totally coulda done it alone.
They were just so pathetic. I felt pity for ‘em.”