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[beef @_JustBeff]

Anti depressants are all fun and games until you can't cum. Do I want to get through life without wanting to kill myself or do I want to be able to orgasm? A tough choice tbh

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

That’s all folks we have officially sold out no more tickets left congratulations to everyone who got a ticket and to the people who didn’t sneak in fuck it yolo LG x

[Esther @_emKamm]

I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string

[Night @Nightflamez7]

“I like vampires” oh so you have an oral fixation and enjoy being marked up, got it

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

the thing about 18-22 year olds is that you’ll tell them you’re 28 and they react like you just told them you killed a man in salt lake city in 1999 and never got caught

[𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐟 𝐓𝐚𝐱𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐚 @PhaedraGoddess]

Pet peeve: people not knowing the difference between latex/pvc/leather and using those terms interchangeably 🫩

[Nour @Dattfineshyt]

I wanna be your air fryer or whatever Arctic Monkeys said

[Richard Cobb @therichardcobb]

If Green Day were Scottish

[Meg (they/them) @meganroseruiz]

Sorry I enjoyed the polka dot art, didn’t realize she was doing advanced racism

[sweetheart 💉🩹 @phosgorewhore]

BIZARRE (1946-1959)

[valentine☔️ @fragilesadgirl4]

anything can be erotic if there are enough things wrong with you

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

It went from “porn” to everything like we all predicted

[Jaden @Jadenk29354087]

@CI0I5

[lady stardust @cinethanhunt]

jacob anderson at the amc upfronts with a vampire sylvanian in his pocket is kinda the most important thing that has ever happened in the world

[mads @m4dder4ll]

This summer is all about big naturals and lying for fun

[claire @claireyael]

Yes, I’m a woman with a Madonna-Whore Complex.
I love Madonna. I love Whores. I’m Complex.

[Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98]

Happy 420🍃🍃🍃

[lilium🦄 @pukeirl]

they didn’t socialize me when I was a kitten so I’m afraid of everything and everyone

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

you're right. it's guillermo del toro's