Dennis the Menace

I just be talking shit

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

Nothing makes you lock in on a diet like a trip with your skinny friend 😅

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

Crazy. I’ll be seeing Molly Santana in October. If she can keep the momentum up it’s gonna go crazy

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

The cardinals are doing their thing. Omg.

[miia @miiagarro]

girl don't worry about no hantavirus we've seen the rats you've dated, ur immune system is practically miitary-grade

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Delta passengers when spirit passengers get on the plane

[julia @juumelo_]

unfortunately for me I get Jack Sparrow drunk & not sexy mysterious girl drunk

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

Someone brought to my attention I’m a dry texter. So crazy bc that is not a reflection of my personality at all 😂

[Kam @PatsKam]

Please don’t bring the buffalo chicken dip if you’re using canned chicken. Yes, you can tell. The sauce, cheese, and ranch can’t cover up that taste 😭

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

I kind of want to see kid cudi

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

I keep telling my friends I’m asexual because then men available are giving me the ick real bad.

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

Omg. Why did I have everybody gone off the buzzballz 💀

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

I get vacation days now. Life is so lit. Tired of spending unnecessary money during summer, Christmas and Spring Break.

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

Had a very eye opening conversation yesterday with my regulars about blue chews 💀💀💀

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

@CoachJD08 Lmfaoooo 💀💀💀💀💀. Thanks

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

I might need to give ozempic a try

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

Interviewing this week for the person that will have my job next school year. It’s going to be difficult to find another me smh

[Dennis the Menace @_JustNae_]

@_NotRandaThough Google Sheets is so much easier

[solé @layxsnv]

"now I just need something sweet"