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Wannabe Busquets vs Chelsea

- tried to control the game tempo but his thermometer got broken
- 1 penalty missed ❌
- 1 penalty conceded
- 2x lost possession

Lost control of the midfield to 50 years old Henderson

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Danny SickBeck vs Liverpool

- 5x looking clueless on the pitch
- 0 goals, assist and shots
- 0% ground duels won
- dribbled past once

Bringing EXPERIENCE to the squad

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You may have won the battle, but don't ever embarrass football like this again

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Gone Sir Lo Ramos vs Bologna

- 0 goals and assists
- 0 shots attempted
- 0 chances created

Successfully put his opponents first

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All crimes committed by Alamin Rayan against Real Madrid

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Alamin Rayan vs Real Madrid

- 0 goals and assist
- 3x complain to ref
- 3 shots off target
- 1 big chance missed
- 1x offside

Performance worthy of the Ballon d'Or

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Gordon first action of the game and he gets a yellow card

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The Pianist vs Bournemouth

- composed a song of 0 goals and assist
- 2x lost possession

Put him in the music theatre and not the football field to truly see his PLAYING potential

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Gangster's Paradise vs Bournemouth

- one yellow card
- no influence on the game

Blame united for having him start for them in 2026, everyone already clocked him a while ago

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The Missing piece since United debut:

- 4 games
- 0 wins

Showing his Ass with consistency

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Lend Me A Euro vs Bournemouth

- 1 error leading to goal
- dribbled past twice
- 3 goals conceded

Couldn't slide in a good performance so he slid away from a Bournemouth attack

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The Lame Ass vs Bournemouth

- tires by minute 10
- 4x possession lost
- 1 foul committed
- hooked at half time

A steal for £35M

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3 pts against 10 men and you're having an erection

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🚨🗣️ Roberto De Zerbi: "We are a top club in the Premier League."

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Palmer ti gbona vs Tottenham

- 2 yellow cards
- 0 discipline
- 2 fouls committed

Heat Hot Palmer

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Gol D Roger vs Tottenham

- 0 goals and assist
- 0 shots on target
- 1x offside
- 3x possession lost

Signing of the season 😃🔥

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I'm Active vs Arsenal

- 1 big chance missed
- 4x dispossessed
- 1x offside

Hi Mr Barry, all we asked was for you to play football and not drop a stinker

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Magic Johnson vs Arsenal

- 0 goals, assists and shots
- 4 fouls committed
- 0 accurate crosses

Performance was so magical, no one could believe it

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Don Aroma vs Aston Villa

- 2 goals conceded
- 1 error leading to goal
- 0 accurate long balls

You can't make this up bro, this is pure ass

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Black Panther vs Aston Villa

- 1 error leading to goal
- hooked at half time
- 1 foul committed

Wakanda Forever ✊🏿

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- tore one shirt
- 2 shots off target
- 1x possession lost
- 3 fouls committed
- 1 big chance missed

The Overlap vs Ipswich