Apparently if you go MIA on Facebook for a few days there's something wrong 🤔 Nah mate.. I just don't want every little detail of my existence plastered all over social media.. unlike the majority of my feed I do not feel the need to tell the world every time I take a shit 😃
@FairFX your customer service is shocking no answer online and no way to call you.. I go on holiday today I need to sort out my account you have locked me out!
I'm so good at acting like I couldn't give a shit you ain't ever gonna know if I'm interested without asking me outright.. even then I'm not forced to give you a straight answer. 🙄
@RishiSunak what increase in productivity are WE getting for your pay rise.. actually if you could just do the job you're being paid for that would be a start 🙄
I once told my boyfriend I didn't want sex because it was the time of the month. He drunkenly came up with the rhyme, "please babe don't be a quitter, let me do you up the shitter." I dumped him as soon as he sobered up.
. @RishiSunak government want more productivity out of nhs staff in return for any kind of payrise.. we literally put our life on the line during a global pandemic without question..how mich fucking more dedication do you want? #ZeroClue#ZeroRespect#ZeroFucks#NHSPAY#NHSStrike
@LewisCapaldi clearing out Instagram messages. I have no recollection of this. Not sure why drunk me thinks Instagram is a sperm bank but must be some sort of compliment in it somewhere? I assume I was drunk, because if not I may be in need of some sort of mental intervention🙃
A novel thought @RishiSunak how about you make your main focus "Listening" because you sure as shit ain't got a clue what the actual "common person" wants from you.. literally not the minutest of 🔎's Or maybe you do and just don't give a toss who suffers along the way. #SameShit
As your Prime Minister you need to know what my focus will be, so you can hold me to account directly on whether it is delivered.
These are my five promises 👇
Sick of the new year posts on fb.. I don't want to know what you achieved in 2022 and seeing what you plan to achieve in 2023 just makes me want you to fail 😫😫 #Stopppp#HappyNewYear
Tbh I'd expect a dinosaur to have such a short sighted view 🙄 The manipulation to get what she wants line though? Because his own wife "fell in love" with him because of his good looks and intelligent conversation?? Take care of your own business before projecting on others 🤣.
Megan Markel never was going to be part of our Royal family she is an American actress who has manipulated Harry to get what she wants! Which is a big house in California and a big bank balance playing every card including the race card!