kieffer baxter

60% of the time it works every time

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

We asked for affordable health care and Republicans are giving us the Hunger Games.

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

will be referring to all my friends as a “slurpy twink” from now on

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

Freddie freeman lemme suck ur dick pls

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

I lost something once

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

period

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

since when tf did McDonalds have 3 windows

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

for reference:

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

just found out that in scary movie 2 that man doesn’t actually say “take my strong hand” and now idk how to live

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

forgot to put my tooth in before work today fuck my life

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

just took a Tylenol

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

this makes me embarrassed to be a Libra

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: A resolution was just filed to designate October 14th, 2025 as "National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk."

That's Charlie's birthday. 🇺🇸🙏

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

Did everyone try the chicken? I thought the chicken was lovely!

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

VIKINGS WIN!!!

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEYONCÉ!!!

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

damn I didn’t realize y’all loved Cracker Barrel so much

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

they had a worldwide hit on their hands

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

@ryantyler_19 I did not lol

[kieffer baxter @_KBax15]

wow what a turn of events