Kuldeep Shakya

🇮🇳Nation First...
🎂1 April,
👨‍🎓 Navodayan,
🤭Meme Lover,
📝Copy Paster,
▶️ Official Account of Perfect Clips on YouTube.

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

लिखने को तो बहुत कुछ है मेरे पास पर घरवालो ने बोल रखा है कि :-

"जमानत हम नहीं कराएँगे।"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

@badde_log @udta_teervinnu @_KashyapNeha Apne hatho se hi Arthi Di h Tumne Apne armaano ko 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

@SurbhiS22320093 Viyaah ho gya tumhara ????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

People before knowing me..
Tum kitne shareef insaan ho, kitne shy ho, Itna bhi mat sharmaya karo

People after knowing me..
Bade begerat insaan ho yaar,
Kaminepan ki sari haddein par Kar Rakhi h tumne,
Thoda to Sharam lihaag Kiya karo.

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

Friends..
I have a new account as @badde_log on Instagram where I share Funny Posts, Videos, Memes etc.

So I request you all my friends to follow this account @badde_log & help me to grow it.
Just have a look once, I m sure you will definitely follow it.

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

What's your pet disease ??
Mine: "Malaria"

Every year in Rainy Season I got this F**king Malaria.
BC garmiyon m bhi thand se ft jati h Yaar🤧🤕🥶🤒

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

When you have to receive an urgent call from swarglok 📲📲🤙

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

Stop calling "All boys are same"

Banda tera bhadwa nikla to isme hmari kya Galti ???
😏😏😏😏😏

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

How mature you are ???

"Meri mummy Aaj bhi Namkeen ki packet mujhse chhupa kar rakhti h."

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

@sochmatboldal @rups_135 Lagta h Ishq smjha Nahi paye Aap.
😐😐😐😐

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

Ye chal kya rha h Bhai 🤣🤣🤣
@rups_135 @sochmatboldal

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

@sochmatboldal @rups_135 Gajabbbbb
Heads off Yaar

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

Friend: Yaar tune Mera msg seen Karke reply q nhi Kiya ???

Me: Sorry Yaar,
Vo seen bhi Galti se ho gya tha.

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

My two type of mind :-

1) Yaar Usko Bura lagega 😐
2) Lagne de BC 😎

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

Me as a Motivational Speaker

"Dekhlo Yaar, ho paaye to karlo"

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

How parents see you when you agree with your wife!!! 😐😐😐

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

I missed the most important part of life !!!

"The College Life"
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

Dear crush,

There are 100's of languages to talk
But you still reply
In Cow Language like "Hmmm"

🤦🤷😬😂🥰

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

After kidnapping :
Kidnapper: We have kidnapped your child
Mom: Meri baat karao
Kidnapper: Lo Karo baat
MOM: Aur chla Mobile !!!
Me:

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

I need about 50 people to join me so we can dress up as Zombies and walk around the Neighborhood.
Saalo ki Jaan nikaalni hai 😡😡😡

[Kuldeep Shakya @_KD_Shakya]

Just Classroom Things :-

Me: Can I go to Toilet ??

Teacher: May l **

Me: Aap bhi sath m aaogi ???