Kates

[póilín @poilination]

I love the unspoken Irish rule of not writing on the gift bag tag so the next person can reuse it

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

Correct me if I’m wrong but was the vaccine not sold as a way of getting things back to normal? You can’t enter a pub/nightclub without a vaccine yet they have to close early? Make it make sense…

[Cormac Moore @TheCormacMoore]

If you stay out past midnight your taxi turns into a pumpkin, your clothes into rags and you catch covid.

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

Legend says if you drive fast enough over the ramps near home savers, you’ll fly to the moon 🌚🌝

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

Fastway literally have to pass my door in order to get to our local shop and yet they deliver my packages to the shop Every. Single. Time. 🙃

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

You saw it here First Ladies & Gents 🤣 my predictive text predicted the future

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

“2020 is going to be a very bad thing”... y’know cause 2019 wasn’t bad enough 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

Out of work for 6 weeks with a cast, stuck in isolation and still not bothered with assignments 🤷🏻‍♀️ #sendmemotivationpls

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

Dislocating my knee during this pandemic has got to be the worlds way of telling me to stay the fuck at home

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

“2020 is going to be a very bad thing”... y’know cause 2019 wasn’t bad enough 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

Genuinely gonna need to win the lotto in the new year... Just realized I’ve to finish paying my college fees and fork out for my car insurance, tax and NCT all within a month of each other.. good luck 🔥🔥 #tiredofadulting

[MM @montanaisntreal]

this lil guy is a sable. sables are used to make fur coats. look at him. he is so cute. rt if you agree that sabels and other lil soft guys alike are much better chillin like this qt than as a coat. https://t.co/JQr6x3jtAX

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

@_lucyfalvey Funniest thing I’ve seen all week 😭😂

[joshy @joshy]

retweet or your 7 years of bad luck starts now

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

Asked Sean if he’d face his biggest fear if it meant saving my life and he told me no.. Now accepting applications for a new boyfriend x

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

@_lucyfalvey It’s only for your best friends lol

[Kates @_Kates_xo]

@BeautyFrom_A @JeffreeStar If you get it you’re painting my face!! 😍😍😍